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OH MY DIQUE!

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What is wrong with the No-more-Diques...is there anyone with a clue out there, if so call crime stoppers at 1-800-we-cant-win-anymore with the details…it really is a crime…what’s with nobody informing the GPB of these unscheduled games being played… good thing my spies are always on the clock and information travels quickly…with the weather at an all time high for May wait it’s only February but it feels like spring the Leafs are starting to revive…a pair of draws has to be considered a successful weekend…the Titans continue to thrive as another victory is chalked up as Settimo and the boys sweat out another nail bitter against the Islanders…Bastone cream the Warriors and can’t buy a goal in the second half of their double header in a 0-0 draw…even the GPB scores more in a night than the Bastone and Reloaded combined…the Hitmen were no where to be found…in the game of the night the Demons and the Green Grass Hoppers ends with a little drama…the Pylini’s wait until Sunday to give JD the second a little burn from the red light hitting the back of his neck six times…

Green Frogs vs. Demons
Green Birds, Green Frogs, Green Men, Green Girls their all the same…another point slips away as the Demonators come from behind to gain a point in a 4-4 tie…a penalty shot…don’t see those called often…who the Demons choose to take the crucial shot…the Cash Man NO…Defina NO…the goalie with the green pants NO…it’s the wiley veteran Black Jack Caruso who calmly buries the game tying goal…these Demons may be the real deal…the Greener’s keep slipping up at the end of games…they could be a lot higher in the standings but it could also be a lot worse…the Butter brother Bilal scores the trick and gets a helper for a four point night...

Oh My Dique vs. Reloaded, Pylini’s
My Diques were in tough this week…crammed into a double header the boys in blue couldn’t muster two crucial points…lady luck was on their side versus the Unloaded Leafs as Harris in the Leafs goal allows the tying goal to sail by him from 180 feet away…a 2-2 tie and a single point is the saving grace of the weekend…no flow , no for check, no constant pressure, damn I pressure Wilma and sometimes Betty but she never gives in, more than the Diques forwards pressure opposing defenders…I can give you lessons for three easy installments of $99.99 payable to the GPB Foundation for Those Who Need To Wake Up…game two you ask…don’t ask… the Champions show why they are who they are and JD the second is still being treated for sever whiplash from looking behind him six times…Pylini’s walk to a 6-3 victory…

The Bastone vs. Warriors, Barley Loaded
Bastone flex their muscles…it is Valentines week is it not…a drubbing of the Warriors 6-0...is there much to say about that one…Gill, Novia, Medeiros too much for the young Warriors to handle…there’s always a learning curve to the Downsview Park Tier 2 division and the Warriors are learning every week…the Bastone and Unloaded fail to light the lamp in the night cap and settle for a 0-0 score line in there Sunday night contest…is this rock’em, sock’em Tier 2 Ball Hockey or are we playing soccer where every second game is scoreless…Bastone do gain three of a possible four points on the week to keep pace with the Titans…

Toronto Titans vs. Island Boys
The GPB says Islander 83 where are you...I may be in the market to replace the president of my fan club and your at the top of the list as possible replacement candidates…it’s you, Pokaroo, and Snuffalufagus…It seems my President is MIA…another week and another win for the Mighty Mighty Titans…can somebody just beat these guys… mind you they have been involved in some close battles…this one’s no different as they escape with a 2-1 victory…Mallozzi does all he can to save the day but only one goal a game usually spells another l-o-s-s…

GPB Power Rankings...
1. Titans - until you lose…
2. Pylini’s - back on top…almost…
3. Bastone - roller coaster…
4. Demons - I’m still a believer…
5. Hitmen - week off…
6. Reloaded - can you make it three ties in a row…
7. Green Spots - stop losing points…
8. Islanders - you guys need to pull it together…
9. No Mores - 911,911,911…
10. Warriors - one win will vault you past the No Mores…

Top 5 Reasons how the No More’s can turn things around…
1. Stop watching and start running, once again it is a race…
2. Buy the all time best seller “How to Conquer DP Tier 2: The Panza Chronicles”…
3. Start the game with a three goal lead, ah that’s not going to happen…
4. Play with seven men on the floor, maybe no will notice them like their… invisible…
5. Sign the GPB to a long term deal as the head coach he will demand results….

Final Thought…
“It’s better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all”…

Hope You All Enjoyed Valentine’s Day…

GPB

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