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DOUBLE YOUR PLEASURE OR WAS IT DOUBLE TROUBLE

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Double Header weekends the GPB’s favourite part of the regular season...you either do or your through...so who impressed, who’s depressed and who wished that this weekend never begun...rumors are swirling that Angelo Gaetano is close to signing a $5.9 million deal to become the new coach of the Green Birds...where are the Green Birds going to find that kind of cash, just three weeks ago they were extinct now they are flashing that kind of coin?...they must have won the lottery or something...or something...after the midterm report card the GPB hit an all time high in followers over one thousand fans tuned in to read the greatest report you can find...after interviewing both Snuffalufagus and Poke-a-Roo I’ve come to the decision that neither have what it takes to become the President of my fan club...so at this point I will retain the services of my current President...I apologize to my President for even interviewing those two Muppets...one looked like he wanted to fall asleep and the other kept disappearing...I should have never doubted your loyalty you have earned a life time contract with the GPB with extra benefits...

Who Impressed...
The G.I. Joe Birds...
Three out of a four points versus Hitmen and Bastone...that would be a successful weekend for any of the eight teams in the division...a 1-1 draw vs. the stingy Hitmen and a gritty win versus the suddenly swing less Bastone 3-2 has to be a confident boost...GPB says avoid the G Things in the QF round they may be the dark horse team of the winter...someone must have changed the G Birds calendar and they realized it wasn’t Christmas and they didn’t have to share points by giving them away late in games...

The Loaded Leafs...
Another team that had a three point weekend...a last second win against the Champions 4-3 after falling behind 3-0 early to Pylini battle back to gain full points...the Go-Go brother Mike scores the winner as he buries the Champs...in the second game a spirited Warriors team give the Leafs a run as they open a 3-0 lead before the comeback commences...a late goal from 8 foot 5 McCalla knots the game at three...the other Go-Go brother Eddie scores two to gain his club a point...

The No-More-Dekes...
Yes the No Mores strung back to back wins...first beating the Islanders 4-2 then dishing the undefeated Titans their first loss of the season 3-2...JD was back in fine form versus the Islanders...Miller time returns to lead by example?...so after sitting in ninth for the majority of the season it’s time to move up in the power rankings...note to the Nor-Dekes you’ve stumbled and bumbled across a winning lineup don’t mess with it...

The Mighty Warriors...
After getting their report card the Warriors decided it was time to pick up their socks...after opening leads...YES they actually found a source of offence they were able to open up 2-0 and 3-0 leads in both their games this week... problem was they contracted the Green Bird Flu coughing up leads and settling for draws 2-2 and 3-3 versus both the Pitters and Unloaded...sometimes you just need a little push from the GPB to get you going and the Warriors respond with their first two points of the season...

Pat “Hitmen” Ventullo...
One second can make the difference...just ask JD the original as he’s beaten with just one second left as the Hitmen beat the Demons 4-3...Azevado returns and logs a game high 29.30 minutes of floor time...a 1-1 draw versus the Greeners is a successful weekend for Pat The Rat...Pick Your Poison secretly in attendance scouting and devising a game plan to defeat the club he once called his...you can almost see the wheels turning when you look into Gaetano’s eyes...

Who Depressed...
Remember The Titans...
After a big come from behind 3-2 win over their arch rivals the Bastone in game one the Titans perfect undefeated season fell at the hands of the Dekes 3-2...so much for the perfect season...coach Settimo seen leaving the rink with a box of tissues...It’s ok it’s only one loss... it does prove that the Titan’s are human and they can be beat...note to self did the Nords not deal the Pylons a huge loss last season before the champs became the Champs...Titans you could be following the same path...

Pitters...
What The %$#@ Happened!... answer to this trivia question is Pit Demons...the Double Jeopardy question is who gave the Warriors their first point a 2-2 draw....Defina can’t be happy with this turn of events...and to top the cake a last second loss to the Hitmen 4-3 Not Good, Not Good... JD has a so so weekend as he also shows a moment of weakness...each Pitter take two anti-depressants and call me in the morning or Saturday morning and I’ll let you know how you’re doing...

Island boys...
Splitting the double header isn’t bad...losing to the No Mores 4-2 then dishing the Champs a 3-1 defeat...guess that’s ok...maybe just maybe after defeating the Champs is just what the doctor ordered...can new life begin on the Island Spring is just around the corner...Mallozzi comes up huge to save the day and possibly the season...problem is all the lower ranked teams also won...

Forget The Week End Ever Happened...
Bastone and Pylini’s...
I think they’ve heard enough over the last week so I will spare them the ridicule...both teams go winless in two...I do feel a little sorry towards whoever plays the Pylini’s next it won’t be pretty...Giustini and crew don’t take losing lightly losing 4-3 to Loaded and 3-1 to the Island Boys...the Bastone what can I say what about Peek-a-Boo...one minute they’re here the next they are gone losing 3-2 to the Titans and Green Men...

GPB Power Rankings...
1. Hitmen - yes they’ve hit number one...
2. Titans - first time out of the number one seed...
3. G-Kids - I believe more and more...
4. Pylini’s - giving the Champs credit...
5. Pitters - horrible weekend...
6. Loaded - maybe just maybe top five finish...
7. Bastone - puzzling, just puzzling...
8. No More’s – you’re in eighth hooray...
9. Islanders - win versus Pylons is that the spark...
10. Warriors - still winless but getting better...

Final Thought...
Who says “YOU can’t have your cake and Eat it” YOU can, YOU can Eat It...

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