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Ok…ok…its week two and you’ve all been waiting for the GPB report, the most anticipated Tier 2 report ever written...after a long lazy summer let the fun begin…first off can someone tell me who I’m going to poke fun at?...Panza’s long gone, Pick Your Poison’s gone, the No more Dekes are gone…well let’s get started…

The Flash…now would that be Flash Gordon the super hero your named after?...the GPB also once Flashed, it wasn’t a pretty site…after two games the Flash have remained unbeaten…a four goal deficit no problem, a frantic comeback ends in a 4-4 draw with Flyers…Rocco the Man with the golden hand leads the scoring race after two weeks…watch out Giustini there’s a new sheriff in town…

Pylini’s…now here are some familiar faces, well kind of…quick someone find my glasses was that Perri, the only man to ever get an interview with the GPB, on the Pylons...one half of the fearsome duo is back, his running mate Double M is MIA…Pitters are no match for the high flying Pylons as a pair of goals from Gill the Thrill leads to a 6-1 drubbing…

TBB…ok…so the Other Brother is now the only brother…what does TBB stand for…let me guess The Big Bananas?...Nope don’t think so…The Bad Boys?...na….why so complicated Bastone was nice and simple…the GPB will now find a new way to describe you guys every week using three words starting with TBB…a good start to the season with five points after a 3-1 win over the Leafs…but who’s that masked man in net Pellicori?...who’s he and where did he come from…

Leafs…only one we’ll see for a while…with the NHL set to lockout the players don’t fear we got these Leafs to entertain us…ok have you decided are you loaded or unloaded or reloaded…by the size of your bench your overloaded…who’s that young kid there’s a new double M on the scene…his names Marcel he must be French…now he’s a keeper…the GPB wants to be his agent where do I sign up…a slow start for the Leafs at 1-2 losing both its games this past weekend 3-1 to TBB and 4-2 to Barrie...

Pitters…for all you bettors out there the over under for goals the Demons will score in regular season is set at ten…I will take every bet on the over, if anyone takes that side…only one goal in three games have these veterans wondering where is the offence going to come from…the Cash Man Cashera is yet to make an appearance…JD the second is now JD the only…he will need not only to stop the ball but find a way to score as well…one point in three games, that hurts after a 6-1 thrashing to the Pylini’s...

Remember the Titans…still the class of the division with two wins in two games…Liakoupoukosous or something like that slams the door on the Islanders in a 5-1 victory…anyone know what happened to KK the rock at the back…if not found call crime stoppers or the local McDonalds he’s probably having a few too many cheeseburgers…Settimo is writing a new best seller on newsstands soon…”I am the GPB in My Spare Time”...reserve your copy now copies are limited and retail for only $4 a copy…

Vaughan Flyers…too early to pass judgement…they got Iafrate all they need now is Leeman and Courtnall and we can bring back the 1980 Leafs…but really who would want to see that team again…not a great start with one point but have shown signs of life and tie the Flash 4-4…did we not go through this with the Red Wings only one team per division with the Flyers name…you know what happens now when the Flyers play the Flyers winner gets the naming rites…

Frozen 50…did you think the GPB forgot…bring back those forest green knock you down jerseys…you will not win till you give in to the GPB…split the weekend set after dropping a 3-2 decision to the new kids on the block...Kelly is a man on a mission and after two bad luck losses secures a 4-2 win over the Unloaders…you can make the decision easy and just let the league know your changing your name… is that a typo or is there really a Honky from Barrie on the team?...

Toronto Hitmen…so there not your father’s Hitmen, there’s no Ventullo and there’s no Gaetano but these boys can run…and if its intensity you’re looking for then here’s the team to watch…game one or game twelve I have a feeling this group just won’t care they only have one speed…Hacksaw Sean Duggan will be the man to stop offensively…and someone get some earplugs a lot of yelling from that bench…win their first tier 2 game 3-2 over the Frozen 50...

Islanders…where are you Islander 83…someone’s wearing your jersey and it’s not you...please come back…and NO the job as President of the GPB fan club is not open…the Island boys start at 1-1after a lackluster 5-1 defeat to the hands of the Champs…a youth movement seems to be in order for the Islanders as the average age of these players looks to be sixteen and a half…the Mallozzi Wall starts with the shutout versus the Pitters…can the Island boys regain their form of past seasons will a group of new faces…

Call of the Pooh Bah...
Missing In action…
1. The President of my fan club it’s time to report for duty…
2. Double M, there can’t be a Martini without the Mar…
3. KK and the Cash Man, your clubs are calling please pick up…
4. Pick Your Poison always made the games interesting…
5. The Pit Demons goal scorers…..

Final Thought
“If you have one match and had to light a wood oven, a gas heater or a lantern which one would you light first?”...

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