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All the GPB asked for was for a winner in the Flyers versus Flyers game and what did we get a draw…was that tooooo much to ask for?...every game seems to be ending in a tie…does nobody other than the Titans and the Bastone feel like winning a game these days…let the GPB do some quick math…add that subtract this multiply that divide by that and the total is…four almost…does anyone know what that number four stands for…if you guessed the total number of goals that the Pit Demons are on pace for then you win a prize…we need to spice things up a little…nothing a good fashioned grudge match wouldn’t fix…the GPB says let’s have a night where we bring in all the old rivals…let’s start with Red Wings vs. VRW…Hitmen vs. NY Leafs…Pit Demons vs. anybody they eliminated in a playoff round…Polar Bears vs. Iraquandis just cause I liked there orange jerseys…

FRIDAY NIGHT
NO Goal Demons vs. Titans…

Sniper Stojsin scores another two goals in another shutout of the Demons 3-0…ok let’s look for the positives…the GPB always looks for the positives in every situation…just like that time the GPB was stuck in a room with…ahhh better not go there…someone find the president of my fan club it’s that time again…what will come first the Titans lose or the Pit Demons score?...hers the tip of the day if you want to score you have to shooooot….shoot the ball, it doesn’t hurt…

Pylons vs. Hitmen…
Ok who wants to guess what happened here…ya another tie…Pylons running in quick sand as the Hitmen strike fear in the hearts of all comers…two goals in the last two minutes finishes the game in exciting fashion…3-3 final...still no Martini…how about Giustbrosio…Gillini…Zeppini...Giusitrita…Tacconini…none have the same ring…just give me time it will come to me…

Flyers vs. Flyers vs. Flyers vs. Flyers…
So let’s decide does Barrie get the rights to the Flyers name…they were here first…they did score first…they did drive all the way from the Casino on a Friday night…the GPB says no…next time these two play we will have a winner…even if it has to be decided with a good old game of rock, paper, scissors someone’s going to win outright…both these teams need wins and they need them quick...make the final 3-3...

SUNDAY NIGHT
Flash Gordon’s vs. Released…

Finally some goals…how about twelve if that doesn’t light your lamp I don’t know what will…Rocco the Man with the golden hands continues to rack up the points…what would his value as a free agent be to the Pit Demons as a free agent....they would have to offer him at least one pizza and one refreshment after each game…the Loaders find the back of the net as double M fires two more…I would watch these two play fourteen times a year adds excitement to the game when GOALS are scored…another tie...this time 6-6...

Titans vs. Toronto Hitmen…
Battle of the teachers and the student…young vs. slightly older…a tough, rock’em, sock’em, showdown ended with the Titans remaining undefeated…can this Stojsin kid keep outscoring entire clubs…two goals in the 2-0 victory gives him double the goals the whole Pit Demons club has…Liakoupoulouosos posts back to back chicken eggs as no can put the pea behind him...Settimo where are you, we miss…your serious deep in thought stares down the bench…Petti what’s with the beard...someone buy that dude a razor…

Islanders vs. the Big Birds…
Oh Oh Island boys…so young and impressionable…get mad …get angry…play with some intensity…bring back the three headed monster…Kahlon, Kalhar, Mand…the Mallozzi wall is in fine form…it’s the scorers that are MIA…someone find Balaman the one man wrecking crew…can anyone tell the GPB what the Islanders record is with him in the lineup?...that’s your trivia question for the week…TBB stays undefeated with 4-1 win...

The Top Five Snipers…
1. Stojsin (Titans) - from out of the blue comes the top scorer…
2. Rocco the Man with the Golden Hands (Flash) - he’s just a scoring machine…
3. MM (Reloaded) - young and creative, bright future ahead…
4. Giustini (Pylons) - half man, half amazing, that one will never get old…
5. Kelly (Flyers) - pint sized sniper can’t be stopped…

Final Thought…
“What goes up and never comes down?’...

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