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Can anyone donate a goal or two…the GPB asks why don’t all teams give the Pit Demons a two goal lead to start the game and lets see what happens from there…lets be fair, with goose eggs on the board in three games the goal scorers were on an early Thanksgiving Day vacation…Loaded to the…that’s the only way to describe the Leafs…or the giant killers as they knock down the Titans from the land of undefeated…and what’s with all the animosity between teams, Christmas is just around the corner, can’t we all just get along peace and joy for all…big grudge match this week as the Pylons played the Pylon Flyers…let’s all remember that the GPB is all in fun and his comments shouldn’t be taken serious…I am looking for a new contract after the Demons offered me a six year 3.5 million dollar contract to solve their goal scoring drought…even the GPB knows when he’s in a no win situation…so the GPB declined, so he could continue giving to you his faithful readers…

FRIDAY NIGHT
Forget the Titans vs. Loaded to the…
Let’s not remember the Titans on this night as they are crushed by the Loaded Leafs 5-0…there was even a celebrity in the house who took part in the game…the Trent “River” Gaudon was flowing unstoppable as he tricks the Titans with a three goal performance…Justin “Tom” Cruz is still looking for the goals that beat him and for Katie Holmes…double the Mallais, double the trouble as the veteran of the duo sets up three goals…if only the “Olive Man” were to make an appearance or two this team would be contenders…

Vaughan Pylons vs. Island Boys…
All hail the new King of the DP Tier 2 division his name is…King Travis the IV who hails from the city of Mississauga in the land of Ontario cross the border from the United Kingdom…with birth rights to the scoring championship King Travis runs over the Pylons with a pair a of goals including the game winner in a 4-3 win…no Giustini in the lineup does in the orange cones as they fall behind early and can’t recover…

Demons vs. Frozen 50…
Frozen 50’s no more after the nine goal explosion they are now the Frozen 90’s…the Candle Wick was burning red HOT as he accumulates a half dozen worth of points…that’s six times the number of goals that the Demons have all season…the “Honky Ton Man” was in the building on this night and was the only Frozen 90 player held pointless in the nine goal romp…beware the boys from up North they are gaining steam…make the final 9-0…

Pylon Flyers vs. the Beastie Boys…
There not as famous as the rap group but the Boys are becoming the beast of the division…still undefeated the Bastone is up and full of strength with a 4-0 win…who’s this new Goaltender “Pelllycorey”? never heard of this dude before but was wondering if the GPB can get an interview with the newest masked avenger of the Tier 2 Division…Pylon Flyers fighting with the Demons to stay out of the basement…only good thing is that there is only one way to go and that’s up…

SUNDAY NIGHT
Hitmen Jr’s vs. Flash Dancers…
These kids may be young and impressionable but the GPB is going to give each and every one of them a special place in the GPB Hall of Fame…every game is a game seven for the Stanley Cup for these young men…the Flash Dancers escape with a 2-1 victory and keep there undefeated streak alive…circle this date October 28 on your calendars…the Big Boys versus the Flash Gordon’s will they both still be undefeated by the time they face off?...maybe...

Vaughan Pylons vs. Pylon Flyers…
How one becomes two so quickly…here’s an idea let’s make two teams from a Championship Fall team and see if we can win…not a smooth move… well the hockey Gods shined on the Original Pylons as they come steal a 5-3 victory from their new hated rivals…was that Mar from the Martini in a Pylon Flyers uniform…it could be in the works as the tug of war looms over the rights for Double M….

GPB Power Rankings…
1. Flash Dancers…will be there when the dust settles…
2. Titans…Settimo won’t sleep until they hit #1…
3. TBB…their big and nasty…
4. Pylons the Originals…the Giustini factor keeps them in top five…
5. Loaded to the…Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, who will show up this week…
6. Jr. Hitmen…young and to the point…
7. Frozen 50…they drive along way but they may be the sleepers of the group…
8. Islanders…working their way up the ladder…
9. Pylon Flyers…based on there goals for …
10. Pit Demons…one goal, not getting you any higher…

The GPB Thanksgiving List…
1. DP Tier 2 ball hockey…there is nothing better…often imitated…never duplicated…
2. The cast and crew of characters we’ve had over the year’s maybe you will be next in line…
3. The President of my Fan club…they may be MIA but they will return…I’m still thankful…
4. I would be thankful if someone let the Demons score…
5. Be thankful for what you all have achieved in life, we are all winners…

Final Thought…
“The Grass isn’t always greener on the other side…beware that all that glitters is not always Gold”…

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