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OLD HABITS NEVER DIE

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Maybe the GPB got a little ahead of himself…do old habits ever die?...after a three goal outburst and the ensuing parade down Keele street the Demons score one goal in their next two games…at least they are consistent…can anyone find the Vaughan Flyers they have been consistent as well over the last couple of weeks by not showing up…the Titans and TBB look to be heading for a collision course...Oct 19 TBB vs. Titans…don’t you dare miss this game as top seed hangs in the balance…lets have a Tug of War to see who wins the game that would be a true test …I’m taking the TBB that “Pellicory” guys looks like he has some good weight behind him…Reloaded get unloaded…when did the Frozen 90’s start playing on Mondays that’s just not right…the casino dropped their income on Monday night by 70% with the 90’s out of town…North York, New York, Calgary Toronto Hitmen does everyone want to hit men?...I have a few men I’d like to hit, but I’m not a fighter the GPB is a lover…the Islanders looked to be making some strides but the 90’s stopped them dead in their tracks…

Titans vs. Pylon Flyers…
Not much to say about this one it never happened…the easiest two points the Titans will ever gain…Settimo can rest easy for one night…with a marquee matchup set for next Friday vs. TBB…Settimo was seen at the local staples buying a board and chalk…he’s hoping not to be sent back to the chalk board by the Other Brother…

Monday Night Special…
What’s with this Monday night Tier 2 game…just doesn’t have the same feel or atmosphere…Monday nights are reserved for two things Football and Raw so if you don’t fall under one of those two category’s the GPB has no interest on Monday’s…there was a game played and the boys in baby blue topped the Island crew 3-2…Randy “Don’t call me Ripa” Kelly helps his friends out as he sets up all three goals…the Island boys get sunk… Islanders 83 I have decided to possibly offer you back the position of President of my fan club I will be in touch…

Two Big Bargains vs.90’s…
Let’s stick with the boys from Barrie…they were in tough vs. the TBB they fought hard, stuck around but like the leaves in Fall they eventually fell…Honky Tonk man gets his first point of the season…so lets get this straight the Flyers score nine goals and he gets zero points, but then they score one goal and he gets a point…what are the chances of that happening again…Barrie wins one loses one…like they say you cant win them all…make the final 3-1 the Big Sticks…sweeping away the Pitters in their second game with a 2-0 win over the Demons…

Island Boys vs. Exploded Leafs…
What’s with the hostility here…hold on I’m going to get the President of my Fan Club to send you all GPB patches for your jerseys that say “Cant We Just All Get Along”…by the way to the President of my Fan Club you have till Friday at 4pm to make a contact with the GPB or I will commence to take applications for your replacement…after all the scrums and bumps and stick throwing there was actually a game played Island Boys 5-1 winners over the Loaders…it is Autumn and we all know what happens in the Fall…hey maybe we can get some of the real Leafs to play for the Reloaded group their not playing anywhere else…

Pitters vs. the Tier 2 Hitmen…
The GPB is going to make sure in the mid point report card that there’s a category for the bench that yells the most, yells at each other the most and yells for no reason the most…believe the GPB the Hitmen will get an A+++ …other than that these boys can run, hit and play…they showed the veteran Pit Demons, I think some of the Hitmen were playing against players old enough to be there fathers…eventually youth ruled 5-1…don’t bet that over at one for the Pitters you will most likely lose on most nights…JD the original needs a couple JD’s and coke to ease the memory of games gone past…Pitters back to old tricks as they get shutout by the TBB 2-0 on Sunday night…like I said old tricks don’t die easy…with five goals scored they only need 5 more to reach the GPB in inch’s…

Flash Gordon’s vs. Pylini’s...
The Giustiniless Pylons drive up the 401 in one car and the Flash welcome them with open arms and lay the smack down 6-3…like I always say bodies, bodies bodies if you want to win in this division…five teams jammed up in the middle of the standings…one point separating third to seventh…

GPB Power Ranking...
1. TBB - Pellicory makes them contenders…
2. Titans - default win, a wins a win in the end…
3. Flash - lose to Titans, beat Pylons, slipping…
4. Hitmen - just yell a little more and maybe everybody will go deaf…
5. 90’s - sleeper team, are a tough game every night…
6. Islanders - too young, too small…
7. Pylons - get flashed in Mississauga…
8. Unloaded - grip hard and hope to hold on to the last seed…
9. Demons - thank the Vaughan Pylons for giving you #9 seed…
10. Pylon Flyers - just show up...

If Christmas was today this is what our Tier 2 teams would ask for…
1. TBB - they have the team…they need LUCK…
2. Titans - they’ve won before…they need COMMITMENT…
3. Islanders - small, young…they need SIZE…
4. Flash - win two, lose two…they need CONSISTENCY…
5. 90’s - they try hard at the Casino…they need a ROYAL FLUSH…
6. Pylini’s - they are defending Fall champs…what they need… A MARTINI…
7. Hitmen - enthusiastic, energetic…what we need…EARPLUGS…
8. Loaded - Dr. Jekyll, Mr. Hyde…what they need…an IDENTITY…
9. Pitters - five goals scored…what they need…GOALS…
10. Pylon Flyers - no shows… what they need…PLAYERS…

Final Thought…
“Why would you bite the hand that feeds?”

GPB
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