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The seasons change…the days, months, years change…time changes…Pylon Flyers show up there’s a change…the Pylon Flyers win there’s another change…and the Pit Demons get shut out no change there…with only five goals scored the Demons are now officially on pace to score eight goals in the entire season…but after being shutout six times they sit only two wins out of the post season…someone check the archives Demons must be setting all kinds of records…the Pylinis are slipping faster than the GPB down a slip and slide now there’s a scary thought…the showdown of the week solved nothing the Big Sticks and Remember the Titans draw…but the highlight of the week has to be the goals scored by double M, just think what forty more pounds would do on that frame…with just a handful of games left its down for crunch time every game is now crucial!...

The Big Bigs vs. Settimos Crew…
Guess we will have to wait till playoffs to decide who the biggest Bastone of these two is…Settimo looked flustered at points, but Captain courageous Arruda saves the day…APB calling all Titans players the games are Fridaysssssss please show up…a 2-2 draw solves nothing… the TBB hold on to the top seed for now but for how long…these two should meet up somewhere down the line…maybe for all the marbles…

Even Loaded vs. Young Hitmen…
Can someone find the mold for this young MM kid…add a few pounds to the frame and mass produce as many young ball hockey players as you can…he’s got the hands, he’s got the speed, he’s got the vision and he’s got the desire…another highlight reel goal evens the score 1-1 and earns the Loaders a huge point…the young Hitmen are feisty and feistier…hold on I couldn’t hear you I’m still deaf from their last game…

Pylon Flyers vs. Islanders…
Lesson learned, show up and you have a chance to win…the Flyers come away with their first win of the season 2-0…there’s the answer to a trivia question who did the Flyers beat for there first ever Tier2 DP victory…oh no it’s the Island boys…just goes to show how quickly the tide changes… two straight losses and the pack tightens…Islanders 83 the position of President of my fan club is now open please send in your resume and we will schedule a interview…

Flash Dancers vs. Scoreless Demons…
Ahh what’s going on here…they lost 9-0…now 8-0…what’s next 6-0…5-0… is this a trend…the GPB has no answers except to lets start over…lets just wipe the slate clean and give the Demons a new start…JD needs a support group as he’s feeling the heat night in and night out…the Flashers are the highest scoring team in the division, someone had to take that title away from the Pylinis and the man with the Golden Hands Marinaccio just may be the man to wrestle that title away…

Pylini’s vs. Frozen 90’s…
The Pylinis, where oh where has your goal scoring gone…we may have to put you in the same category as the Pitters if you’re not careful…Kelly ‘Ripa’ and his sidekick Brian ‘McLovin’ Nellan are lighting up lamp…they must be ‘Superbad’...90’s win 3-2…90’s are top three for the first time…does anyone really want too play the Pylons in the post season…NOT ME…my favorite name in all ball hockey is now officially Honky, Honky, Honky…the drive must be more pleasant with their current streak…can I get a ride up north…

Even Stevens Loaders vs. 90’s…
Lets just call all of the remaining Leafs games draws it only makes sense…tie the red hot 90’s 3-3…all the Leafs do is tie…why waste time with playing the games...Leafs Reloaded will now be given the official Pit Demons playoff seed…number seven…the GPB says what a good playoff round these two would make…the Loaders need a committed line up…the Olive Man…Stretch McCalla… and all the Kings Horses and all the Kings Men will need to show up for the rest of the year…the 90’s are ready to rock and roll…

GPB Crazy Power Rankings...
1. Frozen 90’s - Kelly’s my newest hero…
2. Loaders - what if they showed up with a full lineup every game…
3. Hitmen the Young versions - feisty and underrated…
4. TBB - I’m getting worried…
5. Titans - Settimo time to start the run…
6. Islanders - up and down…
7. Flash - it’s either all or nothing…
8. Pylini’s - looking like a one man crew…
9. Pylon Flyers - one win moves them up…
10. Pitters - six shutouts in nine games…

GPB Top 5 forward pairs…
1. Kelly and McNellan (90’s) - taking over the Martini spot as the top two…
2. Petti and Stojsin (Titans) - two young guns in top ten scorers…
3. Mallais and Mallais (Loaders) - they may be the best father, son duo ever…
4. Giustini and Rita (Pylons) - it may not be Martini but its close…
5. Marinaccio and Trichilo (Flashers) - where did these two come from…

Time Too Receive Your Report Cards…
Once you’ve received your report card bring it straight home and make sure you get it signed by your parents…over half the season gone who has made the grade and who will have to work through their issues in the last half of the season…all teams will be given a grade based on the upcoming celebration of Halloween…as a kid and many of us will always be a kid at heart we would always go home after collecting two shopping bags full of candy and treats and separate the good , the ok and the bad pieces to consume usually within three days of collection…so a passing grade will be…a Bag of Chips (the GPB’s favorite)…an average grade will be…a mini chocolate bar (Kit Kat preferably)…a needs improvement grade…black licorice (did anyone enjoy them)…

Here are the rankings:
Pass - Chips
Average - Chocolate
Needs Improvement - Licorice

Categories:
Offence, Defence, Goaltending, Coaching, Intangibles, GPB Score out of 10, Total Score

TBB
Offence: can score in buckets – Chips
Defence: the Golden “Arce”, not the McDonalds version is top drawer – Chips
Goaltending: Pellicori – Chips (Just keep them away from him)
Coaching: the other brother may soon be the top brother – Chips
Intangibles: Heart may become an issue when the going gets tough – Chocolate
GPB Score: 9…Total Score - Chips….Salt and Vinegar…GPB’s Favorite...

Titans
Offence: the bearded one is amazing – Chips
Defence: Kaptain Kal Kakish is a rock – Chips
Goaltending: Liakopouosoulios – Chips
Coaching: Settimo has too many sleepless nights – Chocolate
Intangibles: Arruda may be best leader in game – Chips
GPB Score: 9…Total Score - Chips…Ketchup…a close second...

Pylons
Offence: even without the Mar, Tinis enough – Chips
Defence: Big Tac’s is intimidating and Zeppieri is a quiet leader – Chips
Goaltending: needs consistency – Chocolate
Coaching: the silver fox has control – Chocolate
Intangibles: discipline once they fall behind – Chocolate
GPB Score: 8…Total Score - Chips…Sour Cream and Onion…top three...

Flash Bulbs
Offence: the man with the golden hands – Chips
Defence: solid group – Chips
Goaltending: up and down start – Chocolate
Coaching: quick start earns – Chips
Intangibles: leaders will need to lead by example – Chocolate
GPB Score: 8…Total Score - Chips…BBQ…always a treat...

Island Boys
Offence: the real Deol is their biggest threat – Chocolate
Defence: Handy Mand will elevate group to – Chips
Goaltending: The Mallozzi Wall is still standing – Chocolate
Coaching: deep in thought coach calms the storm – Chips
Intangibles: size does matter, in this case – Chocolate
GPB Score 8…Total Score - Chocolate…Aero Bar…light and fluffy…

Hit Boys
Offence: ‘Hacksaw’ Duggan and much more – Chips
Defence: caught watching the volley ball courts too often – Chocolate
Goaltending: big and intimidating – Chocolate
Coaching: loud, louder, loudest, but effective – Chips
Intangibles: experience and youth will play key factor against big opponents – Chocolate
GPB Score: 8…Total Score - Chocolate…Snickers…satisfies you for a while…

Frozen 90`s
Offence: Kelly ‘Ripa’ and sidekicks don’t have a problem scoring – Chips
Defence: rough and tumble – Chocolate
Goaltending: average needs to win a big game – Chocolate
Coaching: N/A
Intangibles: will the travel catch up to them late in season – Chocolate
GPB Score: 7.5…Total Score - Chocolate…Mars Bar…nutty and gooey...

Unloaded
Offence: here one day gone the next – Chocolate
Defence: the olive man needs support – Chocolate
Goaltending: Medeiros has played well enough to give team a chance every night – Chocolate
Coaching: N/A
Intangibles: can the young MM take the intensity of a long playoff run – Chocolate
GPB Score: 7…Total Score - Chocolate…Butterfinger…says it all...

Pitters
Offence: non-existent, the GPB scores more in a week than the Demons do in a season –Licorice
Defence: DeFina deserves better – Chocolate
Goaltending: The Original needs to live up to the billing – Chocolate (because I wasn’t there for a nine goals against vs. Barrie)
Coaching: N/A
Intangibles: never count this group out has tons of experience – Chocolate
GPB Score: 6.5…Total Score - Chocolate…Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups…deceivingly better than they look...

Pylon Flyers
The GPB will pass grading the Pylon Flyers due to lack of knowledge of this group will re-evaluate at end of season…

Mid-season Playoff prediction…
let’s see how close the GPB gets…

Quarter Finals:
TBB vs. Loaders
Titans vs. Islanders
Pylons vs. Frozen 90’s
Flash vs. Hitmen

Semi-finals:
TBB vs. Hitmen
Titans vs. Pylons

Finals:
TBB vs. Pylons

Champions:
TBB

With the Reports out…let the stretch run begin…

Final Thought
“It’s almost time…let’s get going…”

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