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Goals are when the little orange ball crosses that little red line…it was obvious this week that both Flyer teams and the Islanders all forgot that’s what counts…the Big Bullies, the Flashers and the Young and Improved Hitmen only scored one each respectively…so who were the big snipers of the week?...yes the Pitters get five, the Loaders get five and Remember the Titans scored eleven… guys stop running over the Pylons, those Orange Cones are property of the City, be nice to them…TBB bounced from the top spot as Settimo and crew power through the weekend…are we not due for a Flyer vs. Flyer matchup soon?...question how did the Loaders score five goals in one game, they just met their quota for the next three games…its getting close, post season is just weeks away…

The Big Ballers vs. Flash Me Please…
This was a heavyweight matchup…the Flashers looking to make a statement on home ground and the Ballers looking to keep top spot…and the winner was…drumrole...nobody…a draw which seems to be the norm these days ends in a 1-1 stalemate…I really do miss Pat “the Rat” Ventullo, the Other brother is to calm for the GPB …

Load Me Up vs. Flatlons…
Yes that’s Flatlons as that team is just playing Flat hockey…almost like driving your car with two flat tires, you can still move but the ride is a bumpy, slow crawl…so what is the problem, first off its called a bench…it’s what your team sits on during the game…note to Pylini’s…find some players to fill it…the Olive Man is toooooo much as he scores a pair in the 5-3 victory…

Oh My Dear Lord vs. Pylon Flyers…
Oh my God the Pitters scored and scored and scored three more times… this is not a typo 5-0 Demoners…nothing like a good dose of the Pylon Flyers to cure what ails you…let’s look at the schedule …ah there it is Pylon Flyers vs. Pylons…take two doses and call me in the morning…can the Pitters regain there number seven seed?...a date with the Island boys may get them a step closer…

The Big Titans vs. Hitboys…
After that showing you’ve been demoted to boys…in what was pegged as the must see game of the year turned in to a one sided affair…one thing for sure you can’t count out the Titans in big games… Liakoupolouskos barley breaks a sweat as he faces six shots in the lop sided game…who said six shots, I swear my limit is five at any one sitting…unless the Loaders are there then the sky’s the limit…going, going gone make the final 7-1…

Lost On An Island vs. Big Men…
These boys played bigger than life in sweeping the Island dwellers into submission… with less players than the GPB has Fingers the tribe from the uncharted Island were no match on this night…hey maybe all this wind blew the Islanders Island away and they cant find their way home…you know what they say there no place like home, unless you live in a cardboard box on the corner of the highway…then maybe you don’t want to go home… an unconverted touchdown for the Hit-friends in a 6-0 victory…

Barrie 90’s vs. Settimo’s Crew…
This confirms it the 50’s were too hung over either from drinking too many Labatt 50’s or tired from hanging out at the Casino watching Frank Sinatra concerts…the Titans flex there muscles and take down the boys from up North 4 zip… can the Titans be the first team since the Polar Bears to win back to back Championships?...they look to be getting hot at the right time as we head down the stretch run to crown the Champs…

GPB Power Rankings…
1. Titans - back where they belong…
2. Loaders - big win pushes them forward…
3. Bastone - slip sliding away…
4. Flashers - holding top four seed…
5. Frozen 50’s - Kelly keeps them in top five…
6. Hitboys - time to man up…
7. Islanders - lost…find your bearings fast…
8. Pylini’s - how the mighty have fallen…
9. Pitters - huge win comes with it ninth place…
10. Pylon Flyers - no bench, no goals, no movement…

GPB’s Top 10 Jim Carey’s Movies…
1. TBB (Liar, Liar) - the other bother can not tell a lie…
2. Titans (Ace Ventura Pet Detective) - Settimo has a way with the animals…
3. Loaders (The Mask) - you never know when their alter ego will show up…
4. Pitters (Me, Myself and Irene) - DeFina must feel like me, myself and I on most nights…
5. Pylon Flyers (Mr. Poppers Penguins) - maybe a couple of the Penguins could dress for them…
6. Islanders (Man on the Moon) - the way they are playing lately they belong on Mars…
7. Hitmen (Yes Man) - when their coach yells, all the players say “Yes Man”…
8. Frozen 50’s (The Cable Guy) - these guys are just looking to make a couple of friends…
9. Flashers (How the Grinch Stole Christmas) - or How the Flash stole the DP Championship…
10. Pylini’s (Bruce Almighty) - they could be the Gods if they had any commitment…
And finally my all time classic that the GPB can watch a million times over and still get a good chuckle out of…“Dumb and Dumber”…now there’s a classic…

Final Thought…
"Alrighty Then…" Ace Ventura Pet Detective

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