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BOOTLEG MARTINI'S FOR EVERYONE

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Anyone for a Bootleg Martini...what’s a BM you ask…it’s a little Giustini and a little Marvic “Bootleg”…mix it real well and you get a whole lot of goals…just ask JD the original as they accumulate nine points combined against the Demons…and toss in Rita and they mass a even baker’s dozen of points…even the Masked Avenger MM couldn’t come through in a crucial two man advantage as the Leakers fail to grab a point versus TBB…the Younglings’ come up with a late winner as the 90’s lose a heartbreaker…boy does the GPB know how that feels…the Mallozzi wall has been replaced with a new tender Norman “Look what I can Do” Stewart…can anyone else smell that it’s getting close to playoff time and the vultures are beginning to circle…

TT vs. Island Boys…
We got the TBB and now we got the TT…Triumphant Titans…well for this night they were as they white wash the “Lost Boys” 4-0…that was an ok movie wouldn’t watch it again got better things to do…no Islander 83 and the Islands washing away… Justin “The Cruzinator” gives up NOOOOOO goals on the way to a shut out…did anyone see the new poster boy for “Maybelline Mascara” for men?...it washes off after one use and can be re applied as needed nightly!...he was HOT…the GPB looking into the crystal ball sees TT vs. Islanders in the QF matchup for the third time…you know what they say the third time’s a charm and maybe it’s the Islanders time beware of the underdog…

The Brilliant Bubbles vs. Loaded Baked Potatoes…
The GPB says the outcome doesn’t always tell the story of a game...I know I know, Loaded, Unloaded, Unbaked, Overcooked the GPB has his fun with the Reloaded but even though they lost 2-1 to TBB they deserved a better fate…the Loaders with a PP and another and a tender pulled, just couldn’t bulge the twine…and some teams get the bounces as the winning goals floats through a maze of bodies, sticks, helmets and trees to find a way behind Martin in the Leafs goal…no olive oil in the lineup to QB the sloppy special team unit costs the Leafs a draw…DeSousa with the winner helps the TBB keep pace with the TT in the DPBHL T2 Division…

Bootini’s vs. Poor Pitters…
Forget the Martini’s here’s the newest unstoppable duo…first off I can’t even pronounce Buttigigidigigidi sounds like something Quagmire would say from family guy…so forget Martini…its now Bootini’s and not a pair of shoes for a baby a, it’s a pair of snipers for the Pylons…after spotting the Demons a two goal lead…isn’t that what the GPB proposed a couple of weeks ago the Bootini’s storm back for a 7-4 victory…can the Demons win their last two games and sneak in to the playoffs ?...that’s when the real Demons come out and play… Bootini, Pylini, Martini, call them what you want they will make the final four…

Youngling’s vs. 90’s…
90’s and the young Hitmen, the Younglings, as they will now be known locked up in a battle for positioning… in a playoff like atmosphere the Boys come up with a 3-2 win…Medeiros with a pair clinches his team the victory…what was that, hold on I couldn’t hear you have to take the plugs out of my ears…have to save my hearing after getting to close the Hitmen bench…there’s some good names on the Boys team…who wants the boys in the first round…I wouldn’t as that series will be a bang and crash matchup…the 90’s were drowning their sorrows in a keg in the parking lot after the game…Honky was dancing , Kelly was singing and Wick was burning his sticks…in a all out Barrie style jamboree…

Marquee Match Up of the Week...
TT vs. Bootini’s...
Whoever was in attendance for this game was asked to pay a gate fee to enter…after watching this game I would have paid $8 to get in and still got a discount…the GPB is going to start scalping tickets outside the building for these key matchups…the bearded wonder “PP” is in on all three goals of a 3-2 Titan victory…Titans do it again they keep the Kid Wonder Giustini off the score sheet…Pylini’s in a jam sandwich in the middle of the pack as the stretch run heats up…Gill, Giustini, Rita, Bootleg, D’Ambrosio, I wouldn’t want to meet those five in any sort of shootout game…keep the score low and check them tight or you will get burned…

GPB Power Rankings…
1. TT - firing on all cylinders…
2. TBB - Pellicory huge in more ways than one…
3. Bootini’s - I like the sound of that…
4. Youngling’s - learning more and more every day…
5. Half Loaded -record should be better, with a little luck…
6. Flashers - where do these guys play their games…
7. 90’s - can the goaltending stand up to the heat…
8. Island of Mist - looking for a way up…
9. Pitters - not quite…
10. Pylon Flyers - MIA????...

GPB likes to relax to his all time favorite group the Beatles…if every team were a Beatles song…
1. Titans (Can’t Buy Me Love) - Settimo was seen trying to on the street corners…
2. Pitters (Yellow Submarine) - they both have one thing in common there’s only one way to go up…
3. Bootini’s (All My Lovin) - Giustini gets all the loving from the GPB…
4. Loaders (Come Together) - looking to get everyone in lineup at the same time…
5. Islanders (Hello, Goodbye) - one week amazing the next their invisible…
6. Pylon Flyers (Paperback Writer) - probably out writing a book somewhere…
7. Hitmen (I Want to Hold your Hand) - should be “I want to put my hand over your coach’s mouth”…
8. TBB (Love Me Do) - we all love the Other Brother Ventullo…
9. 90’s (Yesterday) - but there’s always tomorrow…
10. Flash (With a Little Help from My Friends) - the friends are all chipping in to a top post season seed…

Final Thought...
“Obsessed…just a little…”

GPB
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