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LUCKY OR UNLUCKY 13?

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The Number 13 is it lucky or unlucky?...for one of these three teams the Pylons, Flyers or Unloaded sitting at 13 points heading into the final week of play has caused a mess in the mid table standings…for good measure toss in a Flash and a Hitmen and the final week will be a messed up bag of nuts…the Mighty Mighty Titans have clinched the top seed and will renew their long standing relationship with the Island boys from the Island of Sauga…the Bastoni PP comes up Big in a 5-2 victory…the GPB says that random urine samples must be taken from the Loaders as they pull seven goals from somewhere don’t know where or how but they did…the 90 boys were MIA as they were detained at the boarder after doing cross boarder shopping for new running shoes and sticks…the Bootini, Rita, Gill side show comes to town and do a number on the Hitboys…

Bootini and Friends vs. Hitboys…
If Bootini wasn’t enough, now there’s a Gill as well…do these Pylon’s have a forward making machine in their basement...do they just pop them out one after another…if so give the Demons a couple, the Hitboys could use a pure goal scorer to round off their team…the Hitboys get a dose of what the post season may hold...make the final 7-3 for the Pylinis, as Gill the thrill scores a pair…these two may just meet again in a couple of weeks in the QF round…

Loaders vs. Flashing Lights…
Can someone call the doping committee the GPB cant believe that the Loaders won 7-2 if I wasn’t there to see it with my own eyes I wouldn’t have believed it…and get Double M out of the room or he will take the test for all his teammates and they will all pass…you do realize that performance enhancing drugs are only accepted in countries outside of North America where English is the fourth recognized language…the Flashers must be seeing the flashing lights of the cars in their rearview mirror as the standings get tighter and tighter…

TBBBB vs. Island Inhabitants…
The Island People, sort of like the Village People, the group from the 70’s you know who I’m talking about…there was the police officer, the native American, the construction worker and I don’t even remember the rest but they were a cohesive group that worked well as a group…the Islanders could have the same success when the Mallozzi wall returns from his hiking trip through the Jungles of Samoa looking for Islanders 83… they put up a fight eventually losing 5-2 but don’t let the scoreboard fool you the game was a lot closer in reality…TBB may be counting their blessings that the Islanders will be facing the Titans in the first round…

Pitters vs. Titanic Survivors…
Soccer is played with a lineup of roughly fifteen players per team, Basketball ten per roster, Baseball twenty, Ice Hockey twenty, Titans vs. Pitters six per side…really six runners per side is that the best you could do… when the GPB can count on his paws the amount of players in one game you know there’s a problem…JD the original does his best once again as he gets ten thousand shots throw his way in a 5-2 defeat…Defina was suspiciously absent from the lineup and one of my spies says he saw him collecting funds to purchase a forward or two from the forward making machine in the basement of the Pylinis warehouse…

GPB QF round wants and don’t want…
Titanic’s…
We Want - Islanders, Hitmen…can out score them both…
Don’t Want - Pylons, TBB…may have trouble in tight games against Pylinis scoring and TBB goaltending…

TBBBBB…
We Want - Flyers, Islanders…goaltending would see them through…
Don’t Want - Titans, Flash…veteran teams will cause them problems…

Flashers…
We Want - Hitmen, Flyers…experience lineup will beat newbie’s…
Don’t Want – Pylini’s, Unloaded…struggled versus Unloaded and Giustini may be too much to handle…

Islanders…
We Want - a bye in the first round…
Don’t Want - Titans or TBB…sorry boys you getting one of them…

Pylini’s…
We Want - anyone…were not afraid…
Don’t Want - no one…were not afraid…

Loaders…
We Want - TBB, Titans…the best brings out the best in the Loaders…
Don’t Want - Hitmen, Flyers…young teams, run, run, run…

90’s…
We Want - Pitters or Vaughan Flyers…beat them both easily…
Don’t Want - anyone that finishes higher than us in the standings…

Hitboys…
We Want - Loaders, Flyers…we can out run or out yell both…
Don’t Want - Pylini’s, Titans…high flying offences is not what this team needs to see…

GPB Predictions Week 14...
The Loaders will beat the Titans as the Titans have nothing or no one to play for…
The 90’s will score ten on the Pitters to one up their total from the first time they met…
The TBB will beat the Flyers, there’s a surprise…
The Flash and Hitmen will draw which is the norm for the Flashers…
The Bootinis will sink the Island and clinch top four seed…

That Means…
Titans vs. Islanders… Titans in two…
TBB vs. Hitmen…TBB win and tie to take series…
Flash vs. Reloaded…Tie, Tie, OT, Shootout, Leafs take series…
Pylinis vs. 90’s…Bootini game one, Gillini game two, Pylini’s take series…

Final Thought…
“Is it better to have loved and lost or, never to have loved at all…”

GPB

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