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So my handicapping predictions were not up to the high standards that I performed at last year, I did predict that the Mighty Mighty Titans would advance and they did…the Loaded Leafs let the GPB down losing two heartbreaking, tear jerking losses to the Too Big Bastone…the Bootini’s come through in a big way as a scoring outburst of three goals in fifty two seconds spells doom for the 90’s…the Flash get out flashed by the Young Hitmen in a tight series, to make the biggest splash of the QF round… so we started with ten…went to eight, and now to four, and soon to two, and then one, and then...I’ve been thinking of the upcoming x-mas season and what’s most important at this special time of year…yes DP Tier 2 Ball Hockey is special in so many ways…what else would the GPB do on a Friday night in the dead of winter ?...who would the young coach of the Hitmen yell at on a chilly Friday night without Tier 2 Fridays…how nervous would coach Settimo get if he wasn’t at the rink each and every Friday…what about Giustini, if he wasn’t beating opposing goalies from all over the floor what would he be doing…last but not least, three all you can eat restaurants have gone out of business since that Pellicory guy started playing Tier2 ball hockey, the buffet sales dropped by 99%, and the doors had to be shut…but all kidding aside the GPB has a heart, we should all be thankful for our families and friends and the time we share with them all, cherish each moment as you never know when the moment will end...to the President of my fan club who’s been under the weather, get well soon…

Pylini’s vs. 90’s…
Fifty two seconds, what can get accomplished in fifty two seconds…the GPB can eat thirty four hotdogs in fifty two seconds…you can do sixty four jumping jacks in fifty two seconds…you can run a sing of the National Anthem in fifty two seconds…and the 90’s they lose QF series in fifty two seconds…that DAMbrosio guy scores two and give me some “Morra” pots the winner in a 4-3 come from behind victory…did game two even matter?...after that comeback the 90’s were cooked…make the final 3-1 Bootini’s in game 2 and the boys from Barrie made the long drive home…to Casino Rama…

Remember the Titans vs. Island Inhabitants…
Ball hockey as is life is decided by decisions made in a matter of seconds…for the Titans their fate changed in the last ten seconds of game one…they were down and out…the Island boys pounded the drums and the Titans holding a 3-2 lead with ten seconds left…it all came down to a backhand flip shot that tied the game at 3-3…momentum swung!...the Titans gained life and game two was a 4-1 victory for the boys in Yellow and Blue and Black and Gold and White…I don’t even know what colours these guys wear any more…Settimo can sleep comfy for one night…

Loaded Leafs vs. TBBBBBBB…B
I must give credit to where credit is due…the Leafs I salute you…you play hard, you play intense and you play with heart…problem is you played the TBBBBBBB…anyone else and you would have moved on…the sin bin did you in with penalties at the worst time and the Bastonies PP burned you 3-1 in game one…game two reminded me of an old wrestling matchup Andre The Giant vs. King Kong Bundy…two towers of powers clashing…Dayton get off the “Sopha” sets up both tallies in a nail biting 2-1 shakedown of the Leafs…Double M, NO one amazed the GPB more than you and if I had a son I would model him after you…with a few more plates of pasta on the menu…

Flashers vs. The Young Hot Things…
The Flashers lived up to their name they showed Flashes of brilliance…four minutes left nursing a 2-1 lead the Flashers stopped playing and the Hit Boys started to mount a comeback…make the final 4-2 Hitmen… The Flashers made a frantic pitch at a game two victory drawing the Hit Boys 4-4…too little too did late…“Hacksaw” Sean Duggan brings his 2x4 and his 2x8 and leaves his two inch at home as he leads his crew to victory..one round down two to go for the Biggest of all the Hitmen…

Semi Final GPB Predictions…
Titanic’s vs. Bootinis, Pylinis, Martinis…
Offence: Pylini’s - Giustini, Bootleg…one two in scoring…
Defence: Titanic’s - KK is the rock the mountain is built on…
Goaltending: Titanic’s - Liakoupolopoulossnuffalufagus…he’s great…
Coaching: Pylini’s - that silver fox is calm, cool and collected…and he’s always smiling…
Luck: Pylini’s - three goals in fifty two seconds has to have a little luck behind it…
Prediction: TOOOO tight of a series to predict but here goes…Titans 5 Pylinis 2…Titans 1 Pylinis...Pylinis 6 Titanic’s 5 in a game 3 goal fest…winner BOOTINI and friends…

TBBBBBBBBBBBB vs. Hit Men Bret Harts and Jim the Anvil Niedhart’s…
Offence: Hit Boys - they have scored four goals in each of their last three games…
Defence: TBB - the Golden Arce and JPN will hold the fort…
Goaltending: TBBB - Pellicory covers a lot of the net…
Coaching: TBBBB - the Other brother has been here before…
Luck: Hit boys - it’s good to be lucky and lucky to be good…
Prediction: The GPB will say that game one ends 2-2 with the Hit boys winning in OT…Game 2 TBB 3 Hit People 2… TBB 4 Hit Me 2 as experience out duals youth…winner the Other Brother…

GPB says these four will make or break the SF series…
1. Titans - KK and the boy wonder Stavrou, they’re like Batman and Robin…
2. Pylini’s - Giustini, if you don’t stop him its game over…
3. TBB - Pellicory 1.00 GAA in two post season games will win you a whole lot of playoff games…
4. Hit Boys – Soares he is the man amongst boys…

Final Thought…
‘Once you stop trying to convince yourself otherwise, you’ll feel a whole lot better”…

GPB…
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