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2013 THE YEAR OF THE POOH BAH

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Forget the year of the cow…or the year of the frog…or the snake…we had enough snakes in 2012…2013 is the year of the Pooh Bah…you ask what is a Pooh Bah…he’s the strongest, quickest most feared animal in all the kingdom…that would be strong willed, quick of tongue and feared by all…so after a vacation filled with food, fun and surprises…here I am back for round two of the Tier 2 Downsview Park Ball Hockey League…now who’s excited about that…yes I know we all are…and my fan mail is just over flowing…it’s time to return to the grind, the down and dirty truth of what will be, what was and what is…so where do we begin…let’s start with saying we all are happy to see you’re feeling better…who are we referring to…well it would be the Green Birds of course…after eating too many green worms the Greeners were forced to take the Fall off…there back and looking good…so are the ML Warriors…the Maple Leafs and the Maple Leaf Warriors both return in the span of eight days…it must be Christmas all over again…don’t look now but here come the Nomoredekes and JD the only one left to tend the goal…it looks like the x-mas buffet lines finally got to that “Pellicory” character as he gets shellacked in the opening night rematch…hey Pellicory don’t say you weren’t warned…it looks like the Island was swept away and the Pitters are in hibernation…the Pylon Flyers vanished in thin air and the Flash Bulbs are MIA…let’s get this ball rolling…Presidente please report for duty already…there’s t-shirts that need selling…memberships that need renewing…and a Pooh Bah that needs a hand…

The Only Brother vs. Titanic Revenge...
Now who makes these schedules…why a rematch on opening night…Pellicory couldn’t stop a beach ball on this night...six goals matches his total goals against from the entire season last year…the new year hasn’t started off well for the TBB…the Only Brother shrugged it off as he carried around his Championship trophy from the Fall, charging $1.50 to anyone who wanted to take their picture with it …and him…Settimo gains a measure of satisfaction…a 6-3 victory with Justin “Don’t Call me Tom” Cruz tending goal…its only game one…

Pylons vs. Warriors...
The second time’s a charm…so let’s set some goals for the Warriors…six wins…thirteen points and a playoff spot…and NO wars… No Bootini’s….No Gillini's…No Martini…who’s next for Giustini…let’s wait and see who becomes Giustini run and gun mate…he really doesn’t need anyone as he beats the ML Warriors 4-1…but calling a spade a spade the Warriors deserved better…if you score on your chances good things will happen and your goal total will increase…and you would have taken two points from the Pylini’s…you live and learn…

Unloaded vs. Nomoredekes…
Double M reporting for duty…the Leafs all report for duty as they make quick work of the Nords 4-2…I have to say that the Leafs must be the best opening night team in the league…they seem to always win game one…its game 2-16 that worries the GPB…the Olive Man was away in Italy looking for the best olives he could find…the Dekes need a body count 2 + 2 + 2 + 2 = not enough bodies to win…as long as you have a Miller in tow it’s always a good time…

Green Birdies vs. Frozen 90 Flyers Barrie…
I don’t even know what to call these guys by anymore…let’s stop the 90’s until they score more than eight goals...let’s stop Barrie we don’t want to tell too many people where they reside…the weather is really nice so frozen is out of the question…so does that just leave plain old Flyers…little Birdies take a while to leave the nest…these Birdies just zoomed away and they came out flying…in a slugfest of goals 2-1 the little birdies are the winners…

The Goal Machines vs. Rundown Pylini’s…
The GPB is used to seeing the Pylini’s score eight goals not give them up…the Titans score a touchdown and a two point conversion…yes 8-1…that’s not a typo 8-1…I feel bad for who plays the Pylons next they won’t be in a good mood…the Titans with two wins jump out to top spot…maybe first seed isn’t the best seed to have…the pressure the demands…all Settimo wants is a good night’s sleep…and where’s KK …where’s Liakoupolokous… some call the Bat phone to find the missing dynamic duo…

Hit Boys vs. Nordiques…
Quick someone find my earplugs...the Hit Guys are back and with a year of experience under their belt look ready to rock and roll…the Nordekes fall behind the eight ball with two straight losses…the Younglings come away with a 1-0 win…with a total body count of only ten or something like that between two games the Nords are “O” for two…the Hit Boys were seen in the parking lot doing shoot out drills…vowing to never lose another shootout ever again…or to the TBB for that matter… and when a player missed a shootout their coach had them run ten laps around the block of the entire diameter of Downsview Park…

GPB Power Rankings the First of 2013...
1. Titans - two wins tops the charts…
2. Hit Boys - after losing in shootout last session deserve recognition…
3. Loaded - for now…
4. Green Fried Tomatoes - they impress in ways indescribable…
5. TBB - even though they looked sluggish…
6. Pylini’s - Giustini factor…
7. Flyers - need to fly north…
8. Warriors - will move on up...
9. Nowindekes - two games, two defeats…

Final Thought…
"If you find time to live, life will be much more enjoyable"…

GPB
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