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Rewind to Winter 2011…Warriors win one game all season…fast forward to Winter 2012 and the Warriors have already doubled their entire win total in one week...what is this world coming too…the GPB should start his own advice column called “Are You Ready”…the question is are YOU really ready?...If you read last week’s report the GPB gave some tips and pointers to the ML Warriors and they have responded with two straight victories…I guess good advice is not that hard to come by…just ask the Presidente if they’re ready…I deal with the best of the best and the Presidente is always ready…so who’s next on the “Are You Ready” list…let’s take the Barrie Frozen 50 Flyers who are winless…so here’s your advice…if it aint broken don’t fix it…Kelly + McNellan = goals put them back together…you should have all intense and purposes beat the Pylons last year in the playoffs…get back to basics, name a number one goalie and run with him…unless its Pellicory then you will only be running to the buffet line…the first duty of my Presidente is to take a random urine sample from the Unloaded Leafs…I have a feeling they’re loaded on something…undefeated through two games...the GPB takes back last week’s comments it’s not games 2-16 that worry me it’s now games 3-16 that are an issue…the new Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde team are the Nords…they draw the TBB one day and fall to the Mighty Warriors the next game…Oh no it’s true…Martini has resurfaced …and an APB is out as KK and Liakoupoloukos are hibernating with the arrival of snow…

Remember the Finals vs. Hit Boys…
Three for three for the Titans…I’m sure that many of the Titans are still sleeping uncomfortably after losing to the TBB…they are on a mission to prove that they won’t be beat again…Settimo has vowed not to lose a game all season…if you’re a betting man I would take that bet…too many good teams and it’s a long season…the Younglings can’t find their feet as they fall 4-0…Tom “Justin” Cruz gets the goose egg as he’s unbeatable…the Hit boys looked dazed and confused…

Break Up These Leafs vs. Green Machines…
There was only one week that both these teams could say that they were undefeated…well that ended in week two as the Green Birds eat tooooo many rotten worms and fall ill…they get their wings under them with five minutes left and make it close 3-2…the GPB had to take a double take when the Leafs showed up with more than eight players…strength in numbers…the Olive Man returns from vacation with a bottle of his finest olive oil in hand… now on store shelves near you “Loaded Olive Oil”…no one knows what it’s loaded with…

TBB vs. Nomoredekes…
The TBB had a double trouble pair of games and gained only a single point…the No Mores gave them all they could handle in a 1-1 draw…JD the second who is now JD the authentic plays large and earns his team a point…the only brother and the crew looked “satisfied?” with their Winter Championship and must start playing back to potential…the Dekes needed a point after failing in their first two tries…where was Miller time…it’s never the same without him around…Pellicory was the MVP in the post season, where is that form, he has been working very hard on his form lately…

Mighty Warriors vs. Flyers…
Can we be seeing the next Champions in action…let’s see and you’re… Downsview Park Tier 2 Winter Champions the “Mighty Mighty Warriors”…its got a certain ring to it…but let’s give them a couple more weeks to past judgement…so there first goal was Patel, from Patel and Patel…the second goal Patel from Patel and Patel…to many Patel’s to keep track…it doesn’t matter they win and that’s what counts 5-1…can the Flyers please stand up… the season started two weeks ago…hello is any one there…

Martini’s, Pylini’s, Gillini’s, Bootini’s vs. TBB…
Just when we thought we would never see the Martini duo we get a refill…Martello returns and Giustini is in full swing and that spells doom for all takers…the TBB fall just short in a 4-3 Martini win…in a must game for the Orange Cones as they got hammered last week…like I said I didn’t want to play the Pylons after the beating they took last week…the Pylinis look scary on paper and even scarier on the floor…

Warriors vs. Nordiques…
Even the GPB gets shocked from time to time…and not the electric type…can the Nords pull it together…one point in three games puts them behind the eight ball early on…if it wasn’t for the Flyers the Nords would be in the basement…but instead they’re still in the top eight…what is really going on with these Warriors?...the new and improved group only gave up one goal in each of their two games…this time edging out the Nords 2-1…a win is a win is a win…can they make it three in a row …wow that would open up a lot of eyes…

GPB Power Rankings…
1. Titans - still undefeated…
2. Loaders - keeping pace…
3. Pylini’s - even the GPB is scared…
4. TBB - just because they are playing with past accomplishments…
5. ML Warriors - are they for real…
6. Green Guys - not bad in losing effort…
7. Hit Boys - over matched against Titans…
8. Nomoredekes - sit in top eight by a hair…
9. Flyers - at least there’s only one way to go…

Top five reasons why my Presidents keeps their job…
1. They know when they’re ready…
2. Loyalty to the end…
3. Partied way too much with the Pylini’s after they won…
4. Performs all the dirty jobs…like random testing…
5. Can deal with the lengthy, sticky issues…

Final Thought…
“If you could live forever…would you?”…

GPB
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