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BELIEVE ONLY WHAT YOU SEE...

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The GPB has learned the hard ways believe only what you see…the Warriors winning three in a row…I’ve seen it…the Titanic’s still undefeated …I’ve seen it…Big Foot…I’ve seen it…the Loch Ness Monster…I’ve seen it…Elmo ...I’ve seen him too…live and in person…the GPB and his Presidente may have been houloucinating on that night but I will still swear that it was a little red Muppet that asked my President for some spare change…the President of my Fan Club was not impressed and told that Muppet to get a job…to which he replied Sesame Street is under construction and fired me...the Loaders were seen with a red furry creature in the Hangar Bar after being stopped in their tracks by the Hit Boys…can someone break up the Warriors with three straight wins they sit ahead of…everyone except the Titanic’s…even when I see things I look twice to make sure I’m not dreaming…like Pellicory working out at the local gym…I had to look twice…and I was right it wasn’t him…then I looked across the street at the local street corner sausage vendor and there he was buying a dozen sausages for dine in…the vendor tried to tell him there is no sit in at a street corner…but Pellicory pulled out a fold up chair and table from his car and took a seat…he waited patiently and polished off all twelve sausages…the GPB walked over and asked him if he was ok…he said he is except all he’s been seeing lately are Pylons and sausages…the GPB gave him a hug and let him be…you’ve been warned…

Hit Boys vs. Leafers…
Like I said last week it’s week 3-16 that scared me…and week three was scary for the Leafs…they looked almost scary…or they were Loaded on excitement and forgot there was a game…one of the most difficult goals to score has to be the shorty…but the Hit Boys get two on the same two minute penalty to take over the game...“Fleet” of foot Jay scores a pair…“Hacksaw” Sean Duggan adds two of his own and the Hit Boys run away with a 6-2 win…the Leafers are left dazed and stunned and were looking to Elmo for some advice in the bar after the game…the stunned little Muppet…all he could say was look at my crayons…

Green Men vs. WARRIORS…
The GPB takes payment in credit card, cash and personal cheque…after the advice the GPB gave the Warriors they are undefeated…is it just a coincidence or did the advice pay off…and don’t listen to what you hear the words of wisdom were all mine…not my Presidente…the Greeners were the latest victims…Patel scores and Patel scores and Patel gets the win…or something like that...it doesn’t matter to the Warriors as they have tripled their point total from the last time we have seen them…it shows with a year off and some good advice a lot of good things could happen...final score 2-1...the Green Guys are looking for some worms or in their language GOALS…one goal a game doesn’t get you many worms…points…

No More Dekes vs. Titanic’s…
Where’s my Presidente…can you do a random urine sample on Stojsin…this guy’s scoring once again at an impressive pace…with both goals versus the Nords he sends them back to the drawing board winless…Stojsin scores more in one game than the GPB and his Presidente put together in seven years…his stick should be checked for cork…or is that bats that get checked…either way check it out…the No Mores deserved better falling again one goal short 2-1…JD takes the night off and looks on in disbelief…even after being winless they still hold the eighth playoff seed…but how long can that last…the Titanic’s are the top dogs…and they found KK hanging out with Elmo at the bar…they were singing the Sesame Street theme song looking to release their first album together with funds going to the Settimo recovery fund…

Look Way up vs. TBBBBBBB’s…
Yes look way up is for the Frozen Flyers…you need to make up ground…win a game…get the Elmo off your back…if you can’t feel him he’s there…he probably weighs a pound but the Flyers feel like they are carrying the weight of the world on their shoulders…no wins means no points means the Nords are still in the top eight…once the flood gates open the Flyers will climb the ladder…Palermo all the way from Italy fires in the game winner and the insurance marker…Pellicory gets the win 4-2…and asks the Only Brother for a new contract…new car…new shoes…and a place to store his equipment after games…the Only Brother countered with a Boston Cream Doughnut…they agreed on a Boston Cream and a French Cruller and all was settled…

Pylini’s vs. I Got Deke’s…
They got game…the Nordiques are back…they win their first game of the season and the whole club breathes a sigh of relief…JD is all smiles after the game…the Pylons were caught flat footed and didn’t know what hit them…no it wasn’t a car it was a truck…another high scoring game 6-4 the No Mores…once again I will state…I feel for whoever plays the Pylini’s next…it won’t be pretty…all good things and some bad streaks comes to an end and the Nords know how that feels…could this be the start of good things to come for the Nords…let’s have a Miller and talk about it…

Flyers vs. Loaded to The Max…
So game three wasn’t that great…but game four produced the desired result...it wasn’t pretty it was tight but in the end the Leafers squeak out a 5-4 win…double M and his mentor JM do what it takes to get the job done…after a miserable Friday night Sunday afternoon was a lot better…the 90’s need to keep pushing …another tight affair one goal loss…in a last ditch effort the GPB says bring back the Forest Green jerseys…I promise that’s all it will take to get that first W…as long as you don’t wear them against the Pylini’s who you probably play next…don’t give up hope the GPB never did…nor will he ever…

GPB Power Rankings...
1. Titanic’s - until Stojsin’s foreign substance test is confirmed…
2. WARRIORS - are they for real?…
3. Loaders - 3-1start earns a top three spot…
4. TBB - Pellicory hangs them in top four…
5. Hit Boys - can they build on last year’s semi-final loss?…
6. No Mores - two good efforts against two tough opponents…
7. Pylini’s - give up six to Nords…
8. Green Birdies - goals, goals and goals, repeat slowly…
9. Flyers - the first win’s always the toughest…

The MIA Report Top 5…
1. Liakopoulos (Titans) - still looking for his whereabouts…
2. Novia (TBB) - speedster runs away from lineup instead of into it…
3. KK (Titans) - wait he’s been found…but he’s still missing…
4. The Gouveia Brothers (Loaders) - MIA for them means...Might Indeed Attend…
5. Elmo’s fish Dorothy…Pellicory…pets are not meals!...

Final Thought…
“Hope is what keeps you going…once you lose hope you’ve lost the chance to succeed”...

GPB…
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