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TITANIC SINKING...

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Yes every Titanic sinks…the undefeated versus the winless…a David vs. Goliath matchup…big vs. small…Pellicory vs. The Buffet Line…all these things have one thing in common they are or should be no contests…except for the later the Buffet line never wins…Pellicory when are you going to give in...the GPB does not get stood up just do what I’ve asked and I will let the buffet run down…until then be pre warned…Presidente, Presidente where art thou…please report for a secret meeting my spies have uncovered BIG news…no its not Pellicory…although I guess he could be…be pre warned…and stop hanging out with those Muppets…Elmo’s on his way back to Sesame Street and now your hanging out with Cookie Monster...just remember when you eat the Oreo’s eat the middle first that’s how the GPB does it…and leave the Green Birds the worms they earned them…and if you’re going to drive avoid all Pylons they’re having a hard enough time standing on their own… and yes bring the TBB I enjoyed them the last time we got together…

Titanic's vs. Flyers 60…
Let’s do some quick math GPB style…34+9-67\8=90-72=9875% = 6-2 or the score in the game for the Frozen 60’s…yes that’s not a typo the basement dwelling Flyers beat up the top ranking Titans...“Mr. McLovin” McNellan scores the hat trick and what a fitting name with Valentine’s day just around the corner…Randy Kelly “Ripa” is a constant thorn in the sides of the Titans and scores a duo…but wait there’s a new Star on the horizon and his name is Super Talbot…or you can just call him Paul…either way he’s “here to save the day” or is that the Mighty Mouse theme…Liakopooukoulous gives up his quota of goals for the year so the GPB expects four straight shutouts to bring back down your GAA… Settimo seen walking out of the rink with Pellicory who was comforting him by saying “there’s nothing a couple of doughnuts won’t fix”…be pre warned…

Green Little Birdies vs. Flatini's…
Have you ever driven with a flat tire?...the Pylons look to be playing with a few flat tires…and look who’s back Martini…and he looks like he hasn’t missed a beet…Giustini, Martini, Gillini, Bootleg, Rita “and Friends” get caught looking for the worms…the Greeners shock and block their way to a 5-4 victory…the Butter brother Osman Osborne is a one man Pylon wrecking machine...“Pick your Poison” was seen sneaking around the rink secretly scouting the Pylons still trying to figure out what happen two years ago in that fatal playoff series…he still hasn’t figured it out…what ever happened to Al “Mike” Iafrate …seems he is the man that held the key to any Pylons success…

TBB vs. Hit Boys…
The Hit Guys come up with another big win…revenge is sweet…it’s not a game three semi-final shootout win but it will have to do…Pellicory suddenly looks hungry...I mean human…two straight wins over top ranked opponents for the Hitters…who’s next...the Titanic’s now’s a good time to face them they’ve sprung a leak…and who’s Raza…and what’s he doing shutting out the Only Brother…no one does that and gets away with it…the next time these two meat it won’t be pretty…sorry Pellicory I meant meet…2-0 Big Boys and the wheels seem to going flat on the Bastone…

Warriors vs. Unbelievable…
First we get warm winters…then we get the Warriors leading the division...are we sure we’re seeing this right…it doesn’t matter how it gets done its getting done…not sure which Patel is which but they are making good game after game…2-1 seems to be the score of choice as the last three wins have been by that score…quick who was the only team to beat the ML Warriors…that’s your trivia question this week…the winner gets an all-inclusive dinner date with Pellicory...it’s an all you can watch him eat date…be pre warned…just give me what I want…like I keep saying its games …where are we game six…its game 6-18 that scare me…

GPB Power Rankings...
1. My Presidente - always there when needed…
2. ML Warriors - the GPB always calls a spade a spade…and they have won four straight…
3. Titanic’s - just a speed bump, they hope…
4. Hitboys -hitting the big boys down to size…
5. Loaders - got a soft spot…
6. Greeners - just can’t read these guys…
7. Flyers - beat’s the undefeated…
8. Some dekes - look to be coming back to life…
9. Pylini’s - dreadful, just dreadful…
10. TBB - this should light a fire…and NO Pellicory you can’t roast marshmallows on it…be pre warned…give me what I want…

The GPB’s asks How…
1. do the Warriors keep winning?…
2. come the Pylons keep falling?…
3. do you spell Liakoupolokous?….
4. did Cookie Monster start hanging out with the Unloaded?…
5. do I win?...

Final Thought…
“T-E-A-M…Together Everyone Achieves More”…

GPB…
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