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SNOW DAY?...

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Who cancels Ball Hockey games due to snow…the GPB travelled through the snow, through the cold, through the sleet to the Hangar for his usual Friday night fix of Ball Hockey only to find out that the rink was empty…no notice, no warning , no explanation just no games…the only two people in the whole rink were the GPB and his president…since there were no games to watch the GPB and his president played a game of their own 1 on 1…the GPB tried to score but was shutout and the Presidente walked away victorious once again…but don’t worry there will be another game another time another chance…where were the Greenbirds I’m sure they could have flown to the Hangar…and the Titanic‘s they could have sailed the Titanic through a little snow…Pellicory was shoveling a path to the Burger King down the street…if he couldn’t play at the Hangar he decided to eat whoppers and wonder why the TBB are in last place…Pellicory you’ve been warned…

Greener’s vs. Nomores…
Ok...ok… it’s time to give the Nords a little push in the right direction…lets back track…last Winter you were in the finals battling for the division crown…now you’re playing for the division basement…the Frozen 60’s won’t keep losing so pull up your socks…what was working for you in that session…JD needs to stand on his head not on his tippy toes…just ball hockey…Miller Time needs to do what Miller Time does best…just play hockey…the Darpino's need to…just play hockey…the Green Men come up with back to back victories with the Butter brothers leading the way…now take a deep breath Greener’s and this time around lets hold on to that playoff spot and don’t let it slip through your claws like a slippery worm…final 4-2 Greener’s

Hitboys vs. Flying 90’s…
The Flyers have requested a change to the remainder of the sixteen game schedule…in a press release signed McLovin, Honky Tonk Man and Randy Kelly “Ripa”, we the brain trust of the Barrie Flyers would like to have the remaining of our games played versus the Toronto Titanic’s, we’ve proven we can beat them and would like the remainder of the leagues to take this into consideration…Remo Settimo responded “We will never agree to play the Frozen 90’s again, they are all on PED’s and we want urine samples taken from all the players on that roster…and this time make sure that little red monkey Elmo doesn’t jump from stall to stall as they do their testing”… the Hitboys “Patskou” the Flyers and run away with a 5-2 victory..Patskou pours in a goal and three helpers and the Hitters are making a move on up…

Loaded vs. Unloaded Pylini’s…
Can someone please inform the GPB when they are not going to show up…wasting the GPB’s time just gets me angry… where oh where have all the Pylons gone…sorry that’s right after the snow storm they were all called to duty and took their spots along the side of the road diverting traffic from the snow banks…maybe they will show up next week…just maybe…the Loaders win 2-0 and take the two points and run off to the Burger King as Pellicory gives any comers free burgers just to sit and talk with him…you’ve been warned…

GPB’s Top Nick Names of The Season…
1. Honky Tonk Man (Frozen 90’s) - any one named Honky is a friend of mine…
2. Patel’s R Us (Warriors) - come one come all, the more the merrier…
3. Pellicory (TBB) - the Big Burger Eater…you’ve been warned…
4. Double M (Loaders) - the best father son combo since…the GPB and the Care Taker at the Hangar…I keep telling him I’m not your son…don’t know why he keeps calling me “sonny”…

GPB Power Rankings…
1. Warriors - let them bask in the glory…
2. Titanic’s - felt right at home in the snow storm…
3. Hitters - Patskou is the word of the day…
4. Greener’s - seen a couple of those in my days…
5. Loaders - a wins a wins a wins…
6. Nomores - best of the rest…
7. Flying South - better than their record…
8. Pellicory - one win equals four Big Macs, three large fries and a whole mess of doughnuts…
9. Pylons - this should give u a kick in the…

Final Thought…
"Say what you mean…and mean what you say"…

GPB…
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