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MARTINI'S, MARTINI'S FOR ALL..

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Who doesn’t like a good Martini after a hard day at work…well in this case no one would ask to have a double dose of Martini to ease their pain…just ask the Frozen 30’s and the No Mores they both got a taste of Martini in the worst way possible… in two games the dangerous duo combines for seventeen points…that’s more points than the whole Green Guys have accumulated in the whole season…quick someone grab that shoe…has the other shoe finally fallen on the Warriors…my first question is how did the Green Birds score six worms in one game?...is that even legal…I’m going to have my president check for any Performance Enhancing Worms found in the Green Boys dressing room…the Warriors are caught by the Hitmen which is accurate…Hitmen usually catch up to their mark sooner or later…and did the Loaders make ground with a game in hand they just may be the leaders of the roost in the near future…the GPB will not mention, speak of or poke fun at that goaltender of the TBB again...he will simply be known from this point on as TBG ‘The Bastone’s Goalie’…play with my mind will you TBG…I get enough of that from my President…don’t need you adding to my madness…well there was some good news after a tough long week…please add Pellicory to the list that includes Sin Bin Renda, Coach Panza , Pick your Poison Gaetano, and the Other Brother names that once graced the pages of the GPB will be filed away forever…note to self never underestimate the power of forgiveness, everyone deserves a second chance… even the GPB…

The Other Shoe Warriors…
The other shoe just fell and the second one is becoming unlaced…two games and two losses and the pack is suddenly closing in on the once untouchable ML Warriors…they get the Might squeezed out of them by the Greeners who triple their goal total with six worms…in one game…must be something in the Hangar water…6-1 Greeners…then if that wasn’t enough the TBB hand them another loss this time 4-3…it was close…but so was the GPB to actually finding my President…

The TBB and TBG…
Come back kids…the TBB were lucky as the Hit Boys cough up a lead and the TBB come away with a 3-2 come from behind win…Brandon Brown not Charlie Brown that poor guy never had any success kicking that football but this Brown known as Brandon is a scoring dynamo…just don’t call him Charlie…then it was the division leading Warriors that got a taste of the TBB…the final was 4-3 but the GPB says the TBB are the Champs and can’t be taken lightly…

Titanic Meltdown…
It may not be a glacier that the Titans have hit but they have sprung a leak…quick get a towel or a plug for the Titans they are sinking and spiralling out of control…even a surprise visit by Liakoupoloukos and KK doesn’t help…first it’s the Loaders that come away with a piece of the Titans hull with a 3-1 victory and then it’s the high flying shooters of the Flyers that continue the bleeding…5-4 it was close but close only counts in handgranades and how many times Pick Your Poison’s teams almost won the Championship…

Green Guys…
Six worms…was it snowing outside…was it a full moon…or did the stars align…it’s the first time this year that the Greeners score six times…the Warriors are still seeing Green…what are the chances that the Green guys get seven goals in their next game…not likely but a win would go a long way…

Hit Boys…
It was quiet for a while…the Boys taking it to the TBB and their TBG...I will only go to the ‘Wells once’ Kory scores a goal and sets up another and the Hitters are out in front 2-0 before TBG settles in to his creases…but hold the presses the TBB battle all the way back for a 3-2 victory…the Other Brother sighs a breath of relief and the Hitters are shocked and stunned all at the same time…

Loaders…
The GPB and his Presidente had a debate last week…can the Loaders finish in the top three...the Presidente said YES the GPB said Maybe…well… a wager was put on the line and the GPB looks to be losing as another two points by the Leafs puts the GPB in a bad spot…so what was the wager…I agreed to be the Presidente for a day giving the real Presidente full control of the GPB report…that may not have been a good idea…the Titans take another hit 3-1 and the Leafs sit only one point out of first…

No More Dekes…
Let’s put this game in the closet and never speak of it again…JD the Goalie had seven go by him before the fans had got their Popcorn and taken their seats…7-3 as the Martini’s do all the damage quick and early…good thing is there’s always next week…

Flying Flyers…
Ten goals in two games should be enough for a pair of victories…not when you face the Pylini’s…you can score five but they will score seven…Pylons 7 Flyers 5...the Flyers deserved a better fate…Talbot gets the hook and has to walk all the way home…but he makes good two nights later as the Duerden ‘Who’ brothers make themselves known to the GPB… a five point night by Zack and four from Josh is just enough for a 5-4 win over the Titans…breathing room as the two points opens up a three point gap between them and the Nords for the final ticket to the dance…

Pylini’s…
What more can the GPB say about these guys…no Bootleg, no Drinking Water ‘Bevilaqua’ but does it even matter…Martini was there Gillini was there and Dam Brosio was there…Rita brought his friend Giustini along and the result was two wins fourteen goals scored and a whole lot of messages sent… 7-5, 7-3…the Flyers and No Mores are left with whip lash as the goals and the Pylini’s are unstoppable…message to rest of division watch out for the Pylons…

GPB Power Rankings…
1. Hitboys - they showed their true colors in the first twenty minutes of the game…
2. Pylini’s - scary offensively…
3. Warriors - two straight losses…that hurts…
4. Loaders - can’t put you in top three the Presidente has you there already…
5. Titans - you have the pieces put the puzzle together…
6. TBB - finding their stride…
7. Green Guys -six goals …WOW…
8. Flyers - Duerden Brothers is there a third…
9. Nords - let’s make push boys…

How Do You Stop The Pylini’s?...
1. Read Pino Panza’s best seller ‘How to Stop Giustini and Martello’…
2. Hide all the Pylons sticks before the game starts…
3. Hack into the leagues schedule and move all their start times an hour later…
4. Put seven players and two goalies on the floor all the time and hope that works…
5. Call thirty timeouts on consecutive stoppages to slow down the pace…

Final Thought…
“Even the GPB has bad days”…

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