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First a new Pope…then the Montreal Canadians are in first place in the Conference…now the Unloaded are in FIRST place in the DPBHL Tier 2 divison…the changing of the guard is upon us…so I’ve definitely lost the bet to my Presidente and they will have full control of the GPB report for one week as I will sit back and wait anxiously for the only GPB report that I will not be part of…but let’s hold on here the Leafs do have to FINISH in a top three spot not just visit it for a week or two…Warriors down, Warriors down…after a red hot start the Warriors are suddenly looking for answers…four straight no-point games have the ML’s dropping to sixth from first in ten days…this just in my Presidente has left the country to some well needed rest and relaxation down south…it is March break and a vacation is the norm at this time of year…

The Other Shoe…
Was it just a mirage in the desert…did the Warriors just drop four straight games…have the wheels fallen off…you can’t change the past…these four games are done…but you can choose your future…let’s see how these youngsters deal with the first taste of adversity this season…the GPB says go back to doing the little things right and the rest will fall in to place…first the Loaders take the points winning 4-2…then in the weekend of doom the Titans are victorious 4-1…first place came easy…but “Easy come Easy go”…

TBG…
I will not be suckered in again TBG…you may have won the battle but you haven’t won the war…could you not have been just a little hospitable to the boys from up North…they came they played hard and you disappointed them…if you let them score just one more goal everyone would have went home happy the Flyers to Barrie, the TBB to Toronto and TBG to the Mandarin for a late night snack, dinner, feast…sorry I just couldn’t help myself…2-1 The Big Bang Theory is to keep riding their goalie and I don’t mean on his back…

Titanic’s…
The Titanic’s head coach Settimo found a first aid kit in the sinking ship and used all ten million Band-Aids to patch the hole in the side of the Titanic…and it worked…it kept the water out for now…KK decided to make an appearance…as did Liakopoloukospolous to help gain a total of three points…a 3-3 draw vs. the Hitters and then a 4-1 win over the Warriors…don’t look but the struggling Titans are still in second place…

No More Dekes…
No goals as the worms keep coming and coming to the Green Boys and the No Mores drop a 6-0 decision…the No Mores have to make up ground and fast…if there is going to be a ticket to the dance it needs to be punched quickly…JD the only will need to carry this team on his back and make a big push…deke, deke, deke…

Pylini’s…
Another goal fest from the Pylini’s…can anyone stop these guys…that Dam Brosio guy putting up Martini like numbers…goals here, assists there, someone check his sticks they got to be corked…Pylini’s just a point out of first…what’s been consistent is late game comebacks two goals in the last two minutes sinks the Green Boys 5-4 and a five goal outburst steals a point from the Loaders in a 5-5 tie…note to all goals wins games…

Greener’s…
Are we going to see another late season collapse or can you hold on to this playoff seed…the Butter brother Osman accumulates the worms…three goals and three assists in two games makes him the king of the roost…a late game slip up gives away a crucial points in a 5-4 loss to the Pylons…but revenge is served as the Nords feel the sting of the Birds as they fire six and keep the goose egg intact 6-0…

Hit Boys…
They play another big boy of the group and come away with another solid effort…contenders they are and not for just the yelling loudest contest…early or late the effort is consistent…a PP goal from Jay “Fleet of Foot” earns the Hitters a big point and a 3-3 vs. the Titans…the question is have they been practicing their shootout skills…that’s all that stood between them and a spot in the finals…

Frozen 90`s…
Can the GPB ask a favour…dig out those Forest Green rock'em sock'em jerseys…please…at very least it will bring back the memories of being on the right side of the score board…those were the jerseys that eliminated Panza and the VRW two years ago…bring them back…TBG keeps the Flyers from gaining a point as Kelly and the Brothers can’t find that goal that would have given them a much needed point as they fall 2-1…

And The Best for Last…
Yes it has happened…the Loaders are in first place all by themselves…they dethroned the Warriors as the Olive Man back from his cross seas journey looking for the purest Olive oil…he did find the winning goal in an Olive Branch he uses to score only winning goals…make the final 4-2 Leafers…if that wasn’t a statement for you the Pylini’s were next and even though they took a 3-0 lead the Leafs didn’t fall they came all the way back 5-5 and first place is theirs for now…

GPB Power Rankings…
1. Loaders - this may be the first time they’ve hit number one…
2. Hitters - got a hunch that big things in store for this group…
3. Pylini’s - the team that keeps scoring and scoring…
4. TBB - back where they belong…
5. Titanic - they plugged the leak can it stay plugged is the question…
6. Greener’s - worms are coming out of the woodwork…
7. Warriors - slipping, slipping…
8. 90`s - hold on boys, hold on boys…
9. Nomores - a win will push you up…one spot…

Why The GPB writes…
1. Need to make someone other than myself laugh…
2. Got too much time on my hands…
3. Keeps me out…of trouble…and my Presidente…
4. Pick Your Poison...secretly funds the GPB report so he can see his name in print once a week…
5. Does it really matter, as long as you enjoy my weekly reports…

Final Thought…
“Believe in yourself and great things can be achieved”…

GPB

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