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Now I know you all patiently waited day after day and night after night for me to return…your wait is over… with the Downsview Park Tier 2 Ball Hockey comes the most anticipated, accredited and uncensored blog writer of all time…YES the GPB is back…but wait a second here!...where are my Pylini’s?...how can the GPB continue without the two most famous characters of all time “Martini”…it’s a two for one deal…two angles in one character…guess I’m going to have to find myself another double header…so I see the season got the better of the shooters on opening night…four shutouts in four games?...the shooters must still be on summer vacation…I thought I was through with that “Pellicory” guy…not another season of powdered donuts and buffet lines…people were congratulating Pellicory on his first Goose Egg of the season…Pellicory looked at the crowd and stated “That’s not my first Goose Egg of the day...for breakfast I fried a dozen Goose Eggs and three pounds of bacon”…the Island Boys have a new tender…I not only lost Martini but I lost the Mallozzi Wall…what’s this world coming too…the one thing you can count on is that JD “The Original” was back and doing what he does best stopping opposing shooters…but he was matched save for save on this night as there’s a new cabby on the street and he tends goal for the Islanders…special shout out to Islanders 83 I’m looking for a new President for my fan club as my old one chooses not to speak to me anymore…due to financial restraints the position is now pro bono…meaning you will have to recruit new members for my fan club for free…but you will get a limited edition t-shirt from the newest line of apparel called the “GPBH Wear”… which stands for Go Play Ball Hockey… if you meet your quota for the year I will even autograph the t-shirt for you…where did these Falcons fly in from…I tried to interview the head coach from the Falcons but that didn’t turn out too well…I asked him one simple question...who do you think will lead the Falcons in scoring this season... “SiSi” …I said yes that’s the question… once again he said “SiSi” …I told him I didn’t speak Spanish and he once again said “SiSi”…guess that interview didn’t go as planned…double MM was in the house looked like he ate a plate of pasta or two…he’s up to 110 pounds with all his equipment on…that GPB diet is doing wonders for you double MM…now that I think about it why don’t I introduce you to Pellicory he’s got the diet champions are made off…I can go on and on but let’s save some material for next weeks opening…

Loaders vs. Atlanta…
The Falcons have moved from the NFL to the DPBHL…I’m not sure about the coach though he kept yelling “SiSi...SiSi…Yes…Yes… whatever he was referring to or instructing worked…Atlanta kicks a field goal and wins the game 3-0 over the Loaders…my eyes may be getting bad but I could have sworn I saw the No More Dekes on the Leafs...Ponce and Yes Yes get the goals in this one…the Unloaders couldn’t beat Ricupero as he slammed the garage door shut for the Goose Egg…hide that Goose Egg Jeff or Pellicory may steal it for lunch…or post game snack…

Pitters vs. Island Boys…
The Demon Mama and Papa have spawned...there were twenty Demons at this tilt…someone should have told me I was at a soccer game…0-0…is that not the score of every game the Italian National Team plays...thank God I’m not Italian and hope fully one of these teams can find a goal next week…I may try and interview Cabby the goaltender next week…Lets set the record right nice and early and warn all the other teams seventh place is where the Demons need to finish its tradition…as for the Islanders lets stable the Island so it doesn’t float away…and I DON’T want to see another Titans vs. Islanders playoff round…you two have played each other every year since the creation of the world…I know its game one but I’m warning you anybody else will suffice…

Hitmen vs. Titanic’s…
They are no longer Boys they are the Men…I was even able to remove my ear plugs…the Hitmen coach was…quiet…but its early…the Titanic’s were missing some of my favourites as well KK? And Liakopoulos?...Captain Courageous Arruda?…where are you guys…I was just kidding all those years don’t leave me please come back…Cruz was cruising along in goal until that American hero Hacksaw Sean Duggan came a calling and buried his first of the season and Spyris with the winner…who is Spyris sounds like a comic book hero…Hello I’m Spyris defender of the Universe…let’s give him another game until we grant him “GPB” hero status…the Hitmen wipe away an early Goncalves goal to put another hole in the Titanic with a 2-1 win…

The Great Whites vs. The Big Bastonies…
Who has seen the movie Jaws?...can these Sharks be just as dangerous and feared…only time will tell how they do in the toughest roughest division of the Downsview Park Ball Hockey League…forget getting a Bigger Boat they may need to get a bigger rink…I have to say I did like the uniforms…sharp very sharp…but how do you beat the TBB…that may be the question of the year…if you don’t throw a doughnut or two at Pellicory he will keep focused and you won’t score…the ones with all the little sprinkles on them are his favourites… 4-0 was the score…Frank “it’s gonna Costaya”… gets two to lead the fishing trip…

Top 5 Reasons Why We Can’t wait for Week 1...
1. The Return of the GPB report…
2. Waiting to see if anyone found the Frozen 50’s they are still missing after winning the Championship and starting a never ending celebration…
3. The opening odds on the Pitters total goals for the season is at 13…the GPB took the under and after one game it looks like MONEY…
4. For the pre and post game interviews …which didn’t go very well in week one…”SiSi”…
5. To see who has a nervous breakdown first…Settimo…the Other Ventullo Brother…or the GPB…I’m taking myself as I will crack before either of them…

GPB Power Rankings…
1. Hitmen…there not boys anymore…
2. Falcons…the GPB will retire if any of the Falcons does the Dirty Bird celebration after a goal…
3. TBB...one game one win…will move up with big week two win…
4. Pitters…this may be the highest they’ve ever been ranked…
5. Titans…still got to be a favourite to win Championship…
6. Islanders…no goals …no wins...could be a top three by year end…
7. Leafs...we are getting close to Fall…
8. Great Whites...too early to pass judgement…

Final Thought…
"Choose Wisely"…

GPB…
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