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HITMEN TAKE OUT THEIR MARKS...

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If there is one thing that you can say about the GPB is he gives credit where credit is due…the Hit Boys they are NO MORE…after two short weeks out of the blocks the Hitmen have a perfect two and Ohhhh record…my ear plugs are needed no more as the bench of these men is suddenly subdued and controlled…could it be a year of maturity or a gag order imposed by Hacksaw Sean Duggan to silence the bench…Atlanta has bolted out of the blocks either by luck or by fate but all the GPB can say is “SiSi”…Yes…Yes… Pellicory after a week of Goose Eggs looks suddenly trim and slim…the GPB spies have seen Pellicory working out at a gym?...has he given up the buffet lines for the cardio lines?...Pellicory you’ll never look as good as the GPB but you can try…Islander 83 thank you for your hard work my fan club numbers have tripled over the course of seven days…I will be holding a meet and greet with all my new members in 2020…I was driving down the 400 recently and to my disbelief who did I see the 50’s, the Pylinis and the ex-President of my fan club all hitch hiking with a sign that read “Need a ride to the Hangar we miss the GPB”…

Atlanta vs. Titanic’s…
Duct Tape, Glue, and Silly Putty can anyone supply these items so the core of the Titanic can be sealed…or it can be filled with Liakopouloolouous, KK, Captain Courageous and PP Petti…Atlanta takes the two points and a chunk of the fuel out of the ship as they escape with a 4-2 victory…who would win in a battle of the birds the Falcons or the Greenbirds?...someone get on the horn and get in touch with the Buttar brothers we need a bird battle…these two teams are going in opposite directions one up the ladder one to the bar…Titanic’s need to right the ship and quickly…

The Big Boys vs. Unloaders…
Not sure where everyone has gone this year…where’s the Olive Man...he was last seen in the mountains of Italy harvesting Olives for the long cold Winter…could he be returning to the lineup soon the Loaders need him…even big stretch McCalla was in the stands in street clothes…the Leafs are a resilient bunch and put up a good fight dropping a 2-1 decision to the TBB…Pellicory got caught looking at the hot dog vendor as MM opened the scoring with a little wrist shot that even the GPB would have stopped…didn’t matter much as the snipers of the Bastone bail out their tender…instead of his post-game meal of a dozen big macs Pellicory was munching on celery sticks and bananas…what’s this world coming too…

Hitmen vs. Pitters…
The GPB just double downed his wager on the under that the goals for the total season on the Pit Demons dropped to ten and I hit it large with another ten bucks bringing the total wager amount to $12.50…the fifty cents was a wager put down by the Muppet Elmo who always takes a sure bet to the max…the Hitmen are on fire…Soares is soaring…who is this Nistas character this dude is fast and boy can he play…need to introduce myself to him and ask him if he wants my autograph…Pitters looking for their first win and first goal…5-0 was the score…ironic thing is they have no goals for but they have earned one point…go figure…

Hammer Head Sharks vs. Islanders…
The Sharks were circling as they smelled blood in the water… a 3-1 first period lead slips away as the Islanders battle back…Dillu Pickle scores two goals and leaves a sour taste in the mouth of the Sharks…they were always known as meat eaters not pickle eaters and it cost them…the Great Whites looked a lot better than they did in week one as the showed a mean streak…3-3 was the final as the Islanders keep the Island from sinking…what are odds that the Islanders tie every game that would give them a total of fourteen points …looks like we won’t get a Titans vs. Islanders matchup for the first time in years…there is a God…

Top Goaltenders…
1. Jeff Ricupero (Falcons)…no need to recuperate…yet…
2. Pellicory (TBB)… looking good on and…on the floor…
3. Harris (Leafs)… does his part well…
4. Mallozzi (Islanders)…good to have you back…
5. JD (Pitters)…still one of my favourites…regardless...

Power Rankings…
1. Hitmen...keep the streak going…
2. TBB...hard to keep these guys out of the top two…
3. Falcons...were becoming believers…
4. Islanders...undefeated and winless at the same time…
5. Pitters...have gained a point…
6. Sharks...tied with the Pitters…
7. Leafs...pointless streak has to end…
8. Titanic’s...can they rebound…

Final Thought…
“One Day”...

GPB…
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