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STRIKE THREE...

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After three weeks the Titans have gone down swinging…an ohhhhhh for three start what has happened to the once mighty Titans…is it the changing of the guard in the Downsview Park Tier 2 division?…no Pylons…no Frozen 50’s…the Titans are winless…Atlanta keep flexing their muscles…the TBB behind the goaltending of Pellicory keep rolling…the Hitmen got taken down by a surprise shake down…KK in an Unloaded uniform leads them to their first win of the season…the Island Boys came into the week both winless and undefeated…the Pitters SCORE three times…JD cleans the sheet for his second goose egg of the season in three starts…the Sharks are looking for warmer waters as they are still getting accustomed to the cool reception from the other teams…with Pylini out of the way who will be the top sniper of the season…my money’s on the Pitters Wakileh…that man’s a bull…he goes through everything and everybody…if his teammates could only finish…

Marquee Matchup of the Week...
Falconers vs. Hit Boys…
Ok the boys returned for a week…yelling, screaming, equipment flying all over the place…we came to see a ball hockey game and a war erupted…the new VRW vs. Red Wings are the Hitmen vs. Falcons…get your tickets now for the rematch…but please leave the children at home it won’t be for the young of heart…the GPB even saw a man outside the Hangar selling t-shirts that say “Si Si Signore”…when I enquired where the funds would go to I was told to buy the entire Falcon team lime green shoes just like Si Si…on this night the Falconers teach the Boys what it takes to be men and they even spot them a two goal lead…make the final 4-2 and only one of these two powerhouses remain undefeated…

SS Minnow vs. Pitters…
Does anybody remember the SS Minnow?...ok if you don’t I will refresh your memory it was the ship that Gilligan and the Skipper ran a shore and then created a home called Gilligan’s Island…what made the Island his?…if the GPB was on that ship it would have been the GPB Island…looks like we have another Island it’s the Titans island…they’ve run ashore and can’t find the way off…trivia question who gave up the first Pitters goal of the year...the Titans…who gave the Pitters their first win…the Titans…and who’s going to have a nervous breakdown before the season ends…the GPB…Pitters win 3-0 as JD earns another shutout…and Wakil…ehhhhhhhh?...where did he come from…he could be the Pitters secret weapon…

Islanders vs. the Big Boys…
The only brother is standing tall undefeated…on top of the mountain…but wait it’s a bird, it’s a plane…well it’s a form of bird…it’s the Falconers and their looming waiting for the matchup we are all waiting for and its coming shortly…the Island Boys fall behind quickly and can’t swim all the way back up stream…4-2 was the final as Pellicory walks away with a big smile…when asked why he was smiling he quickly snapped back “We won, I’m great, see you next week”…he even went as far as having a bumper sticker that read GPB...“Great Pellicory Baby!”...how dare you take my initials and manipulate them…I will get you Pellicory, I will get you!!!!!...Islanders 83 they need you back in the lineup…

Loaders vs. Sharks…
So they had double M and now they have double K…can they find a double N or double P or double L…KK leads them to victory and bags a couple helpers in the process…what happened to the Titans did you jump ship…and making his return to the league JD the second who comes up big…will we see a battle of the two JD’s in the near future quick check the schedule see when those two teams meet up…KK leads the way to a 3-1 win for the Loaders…if they could only get the Olive Man back…we could see the defence pairing or KK and the Olive Man what a tag team they would make…the Sharks still looking for their first victim…

GPB Power Rankings…
1. Falconers…who can de claw them…
2. TBB…always near the top…
3. Hitmen…a bump in the road…
4. Loaders…KK and MM someone forgot the LL…
5. Pitters…they CAN score…
6. Islanders…need a win…
7. Sharks…because you earned a point…
8. Titans…no wins, no points…

Final Thought…
“What we have here is failure to communicate, some people you just can’t reach, so this is the way they want it, well…you got it…”

GPB…
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