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HAS ANYONE SEEN MY TIE?...

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I don’t wear ties often…I could literally count on one paw how many times I’ve worn a tie this year…but if anyone has found it please return it…these teams certainly like their ties…three of four end up in ties or draws or even Steven’s…does no one want to win a game…gain a full two points, make a move up the standings, climb the ladder, distance the pack…there’s always one that breaks the mold and this week it was the Unloaders who contrary to the usual earned a full two points…that’s two straight for the Loaders as they serve the Titans another notch in the lost column…so after four games here’s what changed in the race for the top…everyone gained a point on the Titans except the Leafs who gained two…and the Loaders gained a point on everyone else except the Titans who they gained two points on…so what does that mean in the end not a whole lot…we were treated to Atlanta and the Pellicory crew going to battle…so after thirty of minutes these two yup you guessed tied at a single goal each…Mr. Smith not Brad Pitt but Jeff Smith and Yes Yes(SiSi) score the goals as the two teams remain undefeated…with Thanksgiving just around the corner we should be caring and showing Love towards each other…I guess the Hitmen and Islanders wanted to share with each other with some early hugs…along with the hugs they exchanged pleasantries and good wishes…it’s so nice to see two teams get along…maybe they will all come to the GPB’s house for Turkey dinner…Islander 83 can you set that up…or we could do a pot luck but whatever you do don’t let Pellicory know of the pending dinner…just tell him were getting together for tea and to sing hymns he will never show up for that…

Atlanta vs. TBBBBBBBBBB…
He may not show up for tea and cookies but he showed up for the game against Atlanta…Pellicory was nursing the goose egg till very late…that’s when SISI showed up and beat the goose egg into scrambled eggs…a tie (no surprise there)…1-1 as Mr. Smith, at the Hanger with his Stick scored for the TBBBBBB…or was it Pellicory in the Kitchen with his fork…not sure but I think I’ve played that game before…anyone have a Clue what game that was…what ever happened to Ricupero one mention in the GPB report and he goes missing in action…and what ever happened to the Road Runner Novia?...the two heavy weights slugged it out for thirty minutes and settled nothing…lucky for you there will be a rematch hopefully they can both leave their ties at home…

Demonator’s vs. Sharks…
Ok who’s refunding the GPB his ten bucks…four goals in one game what are you guys doing?...you guys are going to cost me a very handsome payout of $4.32…how can you guys score four times in a game...that’s five weeks’ worth of goals…go figure the one week you guys score more that a goal JD gives up four of his own…we could dub you the comeback kids as you did claw back from a 4-0 deficit…the SSSSSharks also break out of a scoring slump and had a five minute feeding frenzy on the Demons…both teams continue to compile ties like a cheap suit store…the odds on a 4-4 tie involving the Demons was going off at million to one…I knew I should have listened to my ex-president on this one…they’ve officially retired after accidentally dropping a dollar down on the 4-4 score line…oh well all good things come to an end…

Islanders vs. Hitmen…
Not sure what was going on…why can’t we all just get along…I wasn’t sure if it was the Hangar or a Battle Royal at the old Maple Leaf Gardens…I could of sworn I even saw a chair, turnbuckle and the ring bell all come in to play as these two teams decided to have their own celebration after the game…and what’s with these guys shedding equipment in an attempt to prove their toughness… Aaaaa Ya, it doesn’t work…you ruined a perfectly great 1-1 tie with the extra fireworks…stick to ball hockey...MMA,WWE, it’s not for you guys…Matt Bernardo scores his first DP goal for the Islanders…the Hitters are now winless in two and the Islanders winless in four but they’ve only lost one game…the next time these two meet up call in the Army, Navy, National Guard and the GPB cause I’m not missing it…and don’t worry I will wear my best tie so I can feel part of the action…

Leafs vs. Titanic’s…
We all know that it will eventually all come to an end…the Titans will win four or five straight games make the post season and win the Championship…ok I may have gone a little over board but I do get carried away it’s just a habit…so the Leafs got MM and KK and now there’s a Baker…who’s next the butcher and the candlestick maker…Baker got the equivalent to a Bakers trio as he finds the back of the net three times…it’s just enough as the Loaders take a full two points with a squeaker 4-3 victory…the Loaders have won two straight…it’s not often that the GPB is left speechless but in this case all I have to say to the Titanic’s is...“Come On Win One For The Gipper”…not sure what will happen first the Titans win a game or the GPB re-hires his ex-president back…I’m going to guess the later…are the Loaders for real or are these two wins just a flash in the pan…and no Pellicory there’s no bacon in the pan it’s a figure of speech…

Top 5 Reasons Why we don’t all get along…
1. Miscommunication - can you really misunderstand a stick to the head…
2. Anger - does not mean wipe your opponent’s face with your glove…
3. Frustration - that’s when the Demons score four goals in one game and we all know how that feels…
4. Denial - it’s never your fault it’s always that other guys or the refs or the conveners or the Hangar cleaner…
5. Regret’s - i’m sure we’ve all got them, its how you get over it that matters…

GPB Power Rankings...
1. TBB - should have de winged the Falcons…
2. Falcons - they Ponce all over their prey…
3. Hitters - still top three status…
4. Loaders - two wins and you move up the ladder…
5. Islanders - we know they can rumble…
6. Pitters - just because I’m mad…
7. Sharks - they can smell the blood in the water…
8. Titans - need I say more…

Final Thought…
“Time heals all wounds…even the deepest of cuts!”…

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