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Was it just me or do we all see the puddles of sweat pouring off of the brow of the Hit Boys coach…at one point the GPB saw three children in a raft trying to cross behind the Hitters bench…the sweat had formed a small stream and the children were having a hard time managing the rapids it was causing…the officials had to stop the game and help the children off the raft…thankfully is was very Fleet that it all ended…the Sharks thought they had found the perfect prey but that too was gone in a Fleet two minutes...the GPB watched as the Hitters Fleet into the night with a huge two points…don’t look know…let’s see how this works the Loaders start the season 0-2…the Toronto Maple Leafs start 3-0 and the Leafs Reloaded or Reloaded Leafs whatever they’re called are following suit going 3-0 themselves at the same time…is that just a coincidence or is that just scary…hope the Maple Leafs play 79 games before next Friday because you never know which Loaders team will show up…what is the problem with the Titans…I’m starting a 1-800-Help Line…if you have any answers or suggestions they will be forwarded to Settimo himself for review…between the Hit Boys coach and Settimo and the sweating they’ve been doing lately you could submerge the Hanger under sweat…no SiSi no problem the Falcons just win games, that’s just what they do…

TBB vs. Titanic’s…
Who can upend the Bastone…can they run the table without losing a game…someone has to bring these guys down…the Island Boys couldn’t do the trick, they tried hung around for a while but eventually were swept away by Pellicory…the was a rumour that the Titans offered Pellicory all the Subs he could eat, to throw the game…he thought about it for a while but refused when he heard that the Hangar Bar was having an all you can eat taco feast…he was first in line and the last one to leave…that was after the Bastone win the game 5-2…the Titanic’s still looking for their first win…it may be in their sights as they face the Islanders next week in a battle of winless squads…the Titans could be mathematically eliminated after six weeks if they fail to earn a point…

Sharkies vs. Hitters…
In what would have been deemed a devastating loss in the eyes of the Hitters, they were only two minutes away from total devastation…it could only be compared to the dropping of the atomic bomb in the eyes of the Hitters coach…he was going bananas on the bench as the Sharks were circling their prey…holding a 1-0 lead and with less than two minutes left in the game all hope was lost…but wait here he comes… he’s not big in size, he carries a small stick, he’s not much for words….but he is Fleet…yes he’s quick, he fired two harpoons right through the Sharks hopes in less than a minute…he saved a nation and the Hitters coach from having a heart attack…make the final Fleet 2 Sharks 1…close but still no cigar for the Sharks…

Leafs vs. Island Boys…
Dr. Jekyll I presume…three straight wins for the Loaders…they must be playing with some super high confidence they look unbeatable…but hold on a second here these are the Leafs they haven’t won the Cup in some 46 years…the GPB was merely a baby when the Leafs won the Cup and doesn’t even remember it…can this be the year of the Unloaders…they send the Island boys sailing away with a 5-2 victory…MM fires a four pack of goals and gets a helper in the win…the Islanders are finding the swimming tough…the real Deol needs to find his scoring touch…Kabbie and or Mallozzi need to steal a game…the doctor just may have a cure for the Islanders worries it’s called Titanicism Deficiency but don’t worry it’s curable…here’s the dosage…play thirty minutes of good hockey, score more goals than your opponent and come away with two points…and the best news is you get a chance for the cure on Friday...don’t lose this opportunity to beat the Titanicism Deficiency…

Falconers vs. Pitters…
Every black cloud has a silver lining…that’s the GPB’s quote for the Pitters…there’s always one game a night where a team deserves a better fate…and this was the game tonight…the Pitters deserved at least a point…it may be the Falconers were without the SiSi man or they were looking past the Pitters but the game was closer than many expected…an empty netter which you know by now the GPB doesn’t count as a real goal…it was a final 4-2 with one goal into an empty net…the Pitters looked…good…played tough, pushed right to the end…so the points weren’t there but you should move up the GPB power rankings after that showing…the Falconers escape with their undefeated record in tack…but it may just be a matter of time after that showing…

GPB Power Rankings...
1. TBB - still riding high…
2. Falconers - shaky win against the Pitters cast doubt…
3. Hitters - scary, scary game but you snuck it out…
4. Loaders - three straight wins have them knocking on the door of the big three…
5. Pitters - up or down in the rankings you opened plenty of eyes…
6. Islanders - best of the teams still looking for a win…
7. Sharks - getting closer, it’s time to close out the deal…
8. Titanics - one win out of sixth spot, make it happen…

Top Young Stars…
1. MM (Loaders) - leads scoring race as a 18 year old…wow…
2. SiSi (Falconers) - may be best player in division…
3. Kabbi (Islanders) - this keeper is sleeper in success of Islanders…
4. Fleet (Hitters) - hes quick, very fleet…
5. Santangelo (Pitters) - watch out for this youngster…

Final Thought…
"It’s hard to forgive, without a formal apology"...

GPB…
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