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Let’s see what’s on the menu…first I will take one super colossal OLIVA…then a full serving of DILLU Pickles…I’m wondering if the drive thru’s open at McFadden’s…what was that…"SISI"…ok the GPB will make a trip…here’s an oddity the GPB picked up on after this week’s draw fest…there has been two weeks now where three of the four games have ended in ties…and on both nights only one team on both nights has wrestled a full two points from their opponents…any guesses who that team was...if you don’t know who it was here’s three clues…one - they fall from the trees…two - they only win and lose in streaks…three - they have a MM and a KK…and your bonus clue is they have JD the second as there tender…if you can’t guess from these four clues you are definitely not a GPB fanatic…this division is turning into a snails race only one team gained and only one team slipped everyone else stood still…at this pace we can set the playoff matchups today…here is the question inquiring minds want to know...who will win a game first the Sharks or the Islanders…both seem content on sharing…this isn’t Christmas, this isn’t kindergarten, were not meant to share, were meant to attack, defeat and conquer...TAKE the full two points you won’t get punished for stealing…two points…the GPB thinks that whoever wins first between these two will make the playoffs…the Titanic is commencing to gain steam and will surely begin to sail…three points in their last two games have them mending the holes in their haul…and finally before we move on Atlanta have had their hands full of late as the rest of the teams gear up for the division leading Falcons…can they hold on as we hit the back half or will the GPB curse hit them…remember the curse of first…it’s not where you really want to finish…many times the biggest fish float around the weeds not at the top of the lake…hiding in the middle keeps the eyes off you and everyone focusing on the top feeders…Pitters oh Pitters after a confidence building, mountain moving, eye opening victory you couldn’t hold onto a point in the last two minutes…so close yet so far away…you’re going to need twelve points to earn a playoff seed as per GPB rules can the Pitters hit that magical number…do ”YOU KNOW”…the GPB hasn’t forgotten…he’s waiting on you to make the next move…here we go…

Loaders vs. Pitters…
It’s kind of ironic that the play on words works so well this week…the Olive Man buries the Pitters…there’s always a pit to every Olive unless you get those useless pitted olives for kids…this week he returns from harvesting the ripest olives he could find in the mountains of Italy…he jumps on a plane waits for the perfect opportunity and then strikes OIL…as in a winning goal as he throws the PIT...ters away as quickly as they thought they had stolen a point...the Olive man rescues the Leafs to a 2-1 victory…there’s a new sheriff in Leaf land…

TBB vs. Hit Boys…
Two of the heavy weights squared off…in what could possibly be prelude to a playoff series the GPB would pay to see…ended in a draw…these teams don’t like each other and that’s evident from the “Hugging” that takes place after each whistle…Pellicory was a little sluggish after going on a total protein diet…that’s nothing but straight proteins from the time he gets up until the time he goes to sleep…Hacksaw Sean Duggan carrying the hot stick for the Hit Boys as he keeps his club in the hunt for the top seed of the division…three for the TBB and three behind Pellicory makes the score 3-3…good thing for rematches or we would all be wanting more…

Islanders vs. Atlanta…
The winless Islanders versus the undefeated Falcons…seemed like a miss match…seemed like a nacho game…that’s the game during the night where you don’t mind missing and you head to the bar for Nachos…well if one thing’s for sure as long as the Islanders got Dillu Pickles on their side they can marinade with anybody…in what may rank right up there with the Pitters beating the TBB the Islanders draw the Falcons in a 5-5 standoff…SISI scored a goal…but Dillu responds with a trio topping of his own as he fires in three goals for the good old Pickle Trick…in a game where the goaltenders kept giving away goal after goal everyone went home happy as the points were split and the Islanders stay right in the thick of the playoff hunt…

Sharks vs. Titanic’s…
Here’s how it works…when there’s three teams and only two spots you need to beat the teams closest to you…the teams directly above or below you in the standings cause you the most fear…as if they happen to beat a heavyweight they will put distance between you and them…so having said that can we outlaw ties between teams playing each other who are not in a playoff spot…the Sharks look to have found a dangerous twosome in McFadden’s and Calabro’s…who have become big game hunters…the wins getting closer and closer for the Sharks and on many night five goals would be enough…but the Titanic’s had a five spot of their own…and you guessed it a 5-5 draw…so we sit and wait till next week when maybe just maybe the standings will move more than an inch…

GPB Power Rankings…
1. Falconers - holding on to top spot by a thread…
2. Hit Boys - intangibles keep them a slight step ahead…
3. TBB - looking more and more vulnerable…
4. Loaders - only because they were the only team that won in week seven…
5. Pitters - one step forward one step back…
6. Islanders - big point in a must game…
7. Titanics - gaining speed beware…
8. Sharks - feeding time looking like its getting started…

Top 5 Costumes with Halloween just a week away…
1. Pellicory - for just $29.99 you can look just like him for one night and it includes a plastic fork and knife and a feeding bib to keep the excess candy from accumulating on your costume…
2. The Olive Man - who wants to be Superman or Batman when you can be Olive Man...this costume for $44.99 (it’s the extra virgin version) comes complete with a utility belt that holds a bottle and an olive press for those must have olive oil moments… 3. The KK costume - this is an all time favourite and its virtually free…he’s made only one appearance all year… as many as a Ghost… once a year at Halloween…so all you need is a $2.99 bed sheet cut a couple of eyes out and you’re ready to trick or treat…
4. Hacksaw Sean Duggan - ok who hasn’t thought about being Hulk Hogan or the Macho Man for Halloween we all have…but we’ve got an exclusive DPBHL original…and this one’s free...all you need is a pair of trunks (underwear) and a two x four…an instant classic that will have all your friends asking where you found that awesome costume…
5. Dillu Pickle - talk about shock factor…forget dressing up like a pumpkin or a hot dog those are so redundant…now you too can be a Dillu Pickle for Halloween…this costume comes straight from the Island of Bicks and can be shipped vinegar free for only $19.99…and for that special someone we can send you matching Pickle costumes for only $28.99…a deal only a cucumber would pass up…

Final Thought…
"Life is but a box of chocolates you just never know which one will hold the cherry and which one will conceal a pit…choose wisely"…

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