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Come on I thought we were over this…can it be true it looks like the Titanic’s and the Island Boys seem destined to once again face each other in the first round of the playoffs…did the GPB not say earlier in the year that there was no way that we would see these two meet each other unless it was in the bar for a couple cold ones…at that point they were both keeping the cellar warm…but how does the story change…the two hottest teams are the Titanic’s and Island Boys and they seem to be moving as a pair…it could be just me but does anyone want to line up to play these two in the post season…let’s see anyone, anyone I didn’t think so…so with two moving up that must mean two are going down…the Pitters and Leaves have decided the weather’s getting a little chilly for them and have gone down south…way down south…a tale of four teams…two moving in the right direction and two trying to right the wrong…Shark week started with a frenzy and ended as sushi…Pellicory no more…he is now the official Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde of the division…he beats Atlanta handing them their first loss of the season…after the game he had the Falcon Man in a headlock and dragged him back to the dressing room area…like a hunter dragging his prey…the fun didn’t last as the Titanic’s age Pellicory twenty years…see official picture below of the aged Pellicory….we were all looking forward to the battle between the Olive Man and the Super Dillu Pickle Man…only one showed up the other went for a swim in a martini…can my president please contact the GPB…let’s play the Russian roulette of post season who will make the cut and who will watch the dance from the outside…doubleheader weekend of highs and lows…

Pitters...
What’s the story here can a Pitter representative please contact the GPB for an explanation…ONE win is what it will take in the last four games to make the post season…and you just blew two away…how do you come to these games with a seven and eight runners…the GPB has seen more players running from the Falcon Man than you had at the two most important games of the year…anybody surprised that the Pitters were left in the Pitts 8-3 by the Sharks and 3-0 by the Falcons…and where was JD when they needed him most he certainly wasn’t that fish out of water that played on Friday that guy quickly became Shark bait…

Falconers…
It really will be OK…it’s only one loss…the Island Boys came into the week with only one win so things aren’t really that bleak…you still have SiSi and Super Ponce Tyson…they say it’s better to lose now…get it out of your system…who out in Ball Hockey Land says TBB and Falconers final?...is it just me or is that the way we are headed…after the heartbreak the sun quickly shined again in Atlanta…a 2-1 loss to the TBB and a 3-0 finishing off of the Pitters keep Atlanta where they started the week at the top…the GPB has a mice problem at his house can you send the Falcon Man over to clean them up…

Hit Boys…
One day you’re here the next you’re not…not a bad weekend for the Hit Boys who finally get off the slide they’ve been riding and collect three of four points to keep their number three seed alive but not secured…Hacksaw Sean Duggan snipes three points in a must have filleting of the Sharks 5-1…in a rematch of the Royal Rumble from earlier in the year the same result one again a 1-1 draw versus the Island Boys…let’s hope these two don’t meet in the playoffs or we can expect 1-1 ties every time they play…Hit Boys may be getting hot at the right time…

Titanic’s…
Forget the holes…forget the sinking…captain courageous has righted the ship…from last to fourth…and they are still gaining momentum…who needs Liakoupolokous, who needs KK, who needs Petti…not these Titan’s they are on a roll…and I don’t mean the type you eat…Settimo is all smiles…he’s kissing babies signing autographs and has started his own fan club all on the heels of the last four weeks…can things get any better…when asked if this was planned or just luck Settimo just winked and smiled…he even invited Pellicory out for a celebratory meal after pumping five goals by him…Pellicory originally declined but was seen walking out of the arena with Settimo who was consoling him along the way…the Titanic’s sunk the TBB 5-2 and burned the Leaves 5-3…

Shark Week…
Shark week started out in a feeding frenzy…if anyone ever asks you who would win in a battle between a Shark and a Pit Demon you know the answer… all the Sharks get a piece of the pie as they fire eight goals by the Pitters goalie?...the Sharks have been playing better of late and had climbed to within one point of a post season seed…the 8-3 beating of the Demons helped…but as per the movie Jaws the shark doesn’t always win and the Hit Boys harpooned the Sharks 5-1 to put a serious dent in the Sharks armour…they need help if they hope to be playing in December…

Island Boys…
Where did all those Island Boys come from…the GPB lost count of how many tribe members arrived at the Hangar for their games…they do say there is strength in numbers and the Island Boys made that statement true…who wants to guess the result of the first game…if you guessed tie you were correct to go along with their five other draws they tied the Hit Boys 1-1…how many teams can say they could double their wins in one game…well the Islanders did it they raked the Leaves 4-1 on their way from eighth to fifth seed and now for the first time hold their own destiny…I too once held a Destiny but that’s another story for another time…

Bastonies…
Felt the highs of highs and the low of lows…who else saw the glow from the Bastonies as they left the floor after dumping the Falcons and handing them their first loss…a 2-1 last minute win was the lore legends are built of…but hold your horses…everything that glitters is not always gold…the Bastonies had it handed to them as the Titanic’s ran all over them 5-2…so the question is now which TBB team will show up next week the Falcon beater of the Titanic road kill…the other brother has a plan he always has a plan…

Leaves…
Can it really be true five losses sent the leaves falling from the sky…pull up your socks…dig deep…play with pride and vengeance…MM needs some help he can’t do it all himself…it’s not often that the GPB is at a loss for words but these Leaves shut me up…the Titanic’s in a grudge match come away with a 5-3 victory…the Island Boys knew what was at stake and crushed the Leaves 4-1…could it really come down to that last game versus Pitters to make the post season...it’s looking more and more like that’s what it’s coming down to…buy your tickets now before they are all gone…

GPB Power Rankings…
1. TBB - they beat the unbeatable…
2. Falconers - a bump in the road…
3. Island Boys - I have become an Island Hopper…on their band wagon…
4. Titanics - gaining momentum…
5. Hit Boys - need consistency and composure…
6. Pitters - don’t ever use that goalie again…
7. Sharks - are making a go of it…
8. Leaves - it is autumn…

GPB Christmas wish list…
1. To reconnect with my President …
2. To find the Leaves a sniper to play with MM…
3. Not to see the Titanic’s versus the Island Boys in the post season…
4. A Panza sequal to “Stopping Giustini and Martello”…stopping “Ponce and SiSi”…no else can seem to…
5. No more ties for the Islanders …

Here are the official GPB obtained photos...please view on your own accord...I’m not responsible for any uncontrollable laughter…

Olive Man...
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Dillu Pickle Man...

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Pellicory after the Titans lit him up...
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Final Thought...
"Enough is enough"...

GPB

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