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TWO HIT THE ROAD...

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It’s over...for now…the regular season has ended…two hit the road…four will battle…two will wait...and the GPB he’s STILL waiting and wait he will…you know…the Island Boys saw their Island drift away in the stream as the Falconers unleashed their talons…the Pitters retreated back to the underworld where they will lick their wounds and have a lot of JD’s to ponder what went wrong…while the rest of the leaves all over this great Province fell one group banded together and survived the storm…Pellicory and the boys were stuck in at the back of the buffet line as the Hitmen send the final dagger in the hopes of a first place finish…Atlanta steals the number one seed and bragging rights over the other seven…returning to action was SiSI as he decides after holding out for a new contract…he agrees on one new pair of fluorescent, glow in the dark, you better wear sun glasses when you look at my shoes pair of runners…where was the Hit Boys coach…he may have missed the best game of the year for his squad as they took the play to the Bastonies…now that the post season matchup’s are set who will have the advantage and who will go two and out…the GPB loves this time of year…no love, no hugs no talking…just hate, anger and chirping…

Bastonies vs. Hit Boys…
Did the Bastonies have a plan all along…did they tie the game to avoid the first place curse…was it the other brother and his superstitions coming into play…do we have our next pick your poison on our hands…did you not learn from Gaetano that picking your poison finds you the same fate…I always say that you don’t mess with fate…the GPB messed with fate and is still paying the price…the Hit Boys in a nothing game played loose…just imagine if every game was a nothing game the Hit Boys would not lose another game…they did what they had to do in a 2-2 draw…

Atlanta vs. Island Boys…
Atlanta sent the Island sinking…in a see saw affair…do we all remember when we were kids and you rode the see saw for the first time…you go up and your stomach’s in your throat and then you come down and you breathe a big sigh of relief…that’s what the Island Boy’s must have felt like over the last few weeks…falling just one win away from post season play…Manu "The Man" Mand…say that ten times fast…now there’s a challenge…had a two goal game…the Mallozzi wall was brought in to save the day…the Falconers had other thoughts and buried their talons five times…the Boys three…would was a do or die…ended without a do…make the final 5-3...

Pitters vs. Leaves…
When the Leaves go to sleep every night they must lay thanks for three things…the GPB, MM and MM…and for good measure MM…where would they be without this ninety pound five foot two dynamic bundle of talent…once again he swoops in from the skies beats down the Pitters scores two goals and ends the Pitters reign of destruction…let’s see Superman, the Hulk, Batman and MM…what a foursome…needing a win to survive these Leaves found the photosynthesis they needed…a little sunlight a little water and a lot of MM and they are revived…the Pitters couldn’t score the Leaves could… five times to zip…the Loaders live to play another day…

Jaws vs. Titanic’s…
Jaw’s circled the ship…and they swam just under the harpoons…they waiting and waited like a well-oiled machine until the time was right and then they struck back…after floating on their backs for the first half of the season the Great Whites came back with a vengeance and a 2-2 tie in their final game gave them the ultimate prey a playoff berth…McFadden scores a shorthanded goal to secure the playoff seed…then he went to his favorite burger joint to celebrate…I will let you guess what that is…ordered twelve Big Macs gave eleven to Pellicory who was sitting in the corner had his one and started training for the Hit Boys…the Titanic’s finished dropping only one of their last nine games after sinking at 0-5 to start the season…is their anyone hotter than the Titanic’s…

Playoff Prediction…
After predicting sixteen of the eighteen playoff games last season the GPB and his ultimate power of selecting winners is back…

Titanic’s vs. Leaves…
Goaltending - got to give the edge to JD and Kenny from South Park...edge to Leaves…
Defence - if KK and the Olive Man play...edge to Leaves…
Forwards - can’t bet against Captain Courageous...edge to Titans…
Coaching - Settimo is the master of pacing behind the bench...edge Titans…
Game 1 - Leaves 3 Titanic’s 3
Game 2 - Titanic’s 3 Leaves 2

Hit Boys vs. Jaws…
Goaltending - let’s call this one a draw…
Defensemen - Hit Boys group have been through the playoff wars and are nastier...edge Hit Boys…
Forwards - McFadden and Calabro led team in to post season...edge Jaws…
Coaching - the Yeller always pushes the right buttons edge...Hit Boys…
Game 1 - Boys 3 Jaws 1
Game 2 - Boys 4 Jaws 3

Playoff Must Haves…
1. Titanics - Mr. Roberts will you be making an appearance…
2. Leaves - must have KK and Olive Man if they hope to get through…
3. Boys - composure and discipline...they need to get Soar-es all series…
4. Jaws - McFadden and Calabro to have big series…
5. Bastonies - just give Pellicory a hero sub and all will be OK…
6. Atlanta - stop the revolving door in goal…the real season starts in two weeks…

Final Thought…
"There are some things in life you just can’t live without"...

GPB
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