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Some men are born leaders…others are born followers…and one man was born the GPB…he was the exception…but there is one man who defies all odds…move’s mountains…part’s seas…wins series…all remarkable feats…there should be a movie out soon on the feats of one man who stands alone…he is Captain Courageous to the GPB…but you can all call him Captain Amazing…the leader of the Titanic’s was involved in all six goals the Titanic’s scored in game one in a 5-4 win…what a feat…a five point game to open the series and setting up the tying marker in the deciding game making the final 1-1…we need to get an exclusive interview with this man…he was a man on a mission and brought his Leaf Blower to the rink…and pushed the leaves away…let the GPB tell you that although the Titanic’s won the series they were outplayed by the snake bitten Leaves who couldn’t find that second goal behind the Cruzantor…the Cruzantor had his fan club out in full effect as they cheered and hollered on any play…anyone know who they were…I guess the lady with the shirt that read “That’s My Boy” was the Cruzanator’s mom…now there’s motherly love for you…double MM tried as hard as he could…this heard after the game MM will be back only thirty pounds heavier of pure muscle…he’s going on the Pellicory diet plan…pasta, pasta, pasta and when you’re done your pasta then candy, candy and more candy…topped off with a dozen doughnuts…

The Hit Boy’s took out their marks…it was dicey…the Godfather of the Hit Boy’s lasted all of one minute in game one…that’s a new world record for being tossed from a game…the sweat hadn’t even broken from his brow and he was hitting the showers…oh well so much for time well spent…if it wasn’t for the performance of Captain Courageous the show would have belonged to Nifty Nistas who decided to match the effort of his nemesis and get in on all the goals the Hit Boys scored including scoring the winner in a 3-1 win over the Great Whites in game one…Nifty Nistas was nowhere to be found in game two and the Hit Boys found all the offence they needed in a Aadil Patel goal making the final 1-1 in game two…hey hold on here I thought all the Patel’s were on the Warriors from a couple season’s past…how did this one escape…the Hit Boys escape the big house for another round as they draw the Sharks in game two and make them extinct...the Sharks are now officially on the endangered species list…will we ever see them again…

So the next question on everybody’s mind is how did the GPB and his picks make out…well I’m two for two in series winners and three out of four in game results...so they were a little off timing wise...I did predict that there would be a tie and a Titanic’s one goal win in the series and Bingo I was right…I did hit a 3-1 Hit Boys win on the spot in game one and didn’t see the draw coming in game two…all in all not a bad start to my handicapping season…anyone wanting the pick of the year call now for only $59.99 per pick I will give you a 50% chance at winning every bet you lay…who’s going to give you better odds than that…for an additional $59.99 the GPB will send you an exclusive GPB T-Shirt designed by the President of my fan club…these collector t-shirts are available for a limited time and come in three fashionable designs with the following slogans posted on each…"SiSi…I was born and raised in Atlanta"…"Who needs Captain America...We Have Captain Courageous to serve and protect us all"…”Pellicory, the man, the myth, the legend …can I have ketchup on the side"…so order now they’re in stock and make great stocking stuffers…

GPB Prediction’s for the Final Four…
Atlanta vs. Titanic’s…Is there a waterway that leads to Atlanta so the Titanic’s can arrive in time for the game?...
Goaltending - the GPB has no clue who will start in goal for Atlanta and the Cruzantor has his fan club behind him literally…they sit right behind his goal…edge to Titanic’s…
Forwards - SiSi and Ponce versus Captain Courageous…two versus one…edge to Atlanta…
Defensemen - too close to call each side has their studs…even...
Coaching - the head of the Falcon pack...you can hear his roar in Atlanta...Settimo the master pacer wear’s the floor down behind the Titanic’s bench…even…
Game One - Falcons 3 Titanic’s 2...
Game Two - Captain Courageous 4 Atlanta 1...
Game Three - Falcons 2 Titanic’s 1…OT thriller...

The Big Boys vs. The Hit Boys…Can Pellicory be the Hero…or will Hacksaw Sean Duggan cut him down to size…let’s say size 45…
Goaltending - Pellicory stops the ball...Hit Boys just as stingy…edge TBB…
Forwards - Charlie Brown’s the leader…Nifty Nistas is a star…edge Hit Boys…
Defensemen - the Golden Arce versus…the crew…edge TBB…
Coaches - the Yeller versus the Only Brother…don’t really hear much from the TBB bench…and I’ve always have been partial to yellers…edge Hit Boys…
Game One - TBB 3 Hit Boys 1...
Game 2 - Hit Boys 4 TBB 2...
Game 3 - Hitters 2 Bastonies 2...after a fourteen man shootout ends in the favour of the…Hit Boy’s…

So that leaves us with…OMG…Atlanta versus Hit Boy’s…better increase the insurance policies you’re going to need them…

Final Thought…
"50%...50%...you’ll never get better odds than that…take it while the offer is still on the table"…

GPB…

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