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With barley enough time to take a nap here we go again…for those of you that are new to the GPB report let’s go through the ground rules…all the statements written here and within are those of the GPB and don’t necessarily reflect the opinion of the Downsview Park Ball Hockey League and its employees…the reports will contain the humor and wit of the GPB and are all in good faith and with no malice intended…so be prepared it may be you that the GPB decides to throw into one of his reports…take it with a grain of salt and have a good time…so if we’re all ready let’s get to it…so with a new season comes many surprises…let’s start with KK…he takes a beating in the GPB report like no other…I guess he puts all the teams that are participating in that season in a hat and draws one out and that’s where he will play…good news for the Loaders KK signs with the No More Dekes…he left the Titanics for the Loaders and the Titanics won the Championship…my monies now on the Loaders to win this season if they play...I didn’t see them on Friday…we got new blood the North Stars is anyone actually from Minnesota… that team went extinct twenty years ago…where’s Atlanta…the Falcon Man was seen hovering around the rink screeching SiSi where are you…the No More Dekes came back and JD the second was front and center…now the last Posse the GPB ran into was back in Texas while I was travelling the world still looking for the President of my fan club…is it just me or did the Pitters become the Posse…not quite sure what went on there but this Posse can hang with the GPB …I always knew I’d have a Posse of my own one day…individuals that would back and support the GPB in all sort of situations…my first official demand for my Posse is find me that Muppet Elmo he’s still out there somewhere parting with the President of my fan club and the Frozen 50’s no one’s seem hide or hair of them since they won the Championship eight months ago…now don’t you guys come back without finding them or there be a hanging in these parts that we haven’t seen in a hundred years…quick someone get me a sarsaparilla…and my cowboy hat…here’s a question for all you who were in attendance Friday night…who had the biggest smile in the whole world on their face?...if you said Settimo you are right…that smile was from ear to ear…he was holding babies …signing autographs, laughing just having a grand old time…guess he earned it…just remember to wear sunglasses if you’re going to talk to him or you may go blind from the extreme glow from his smile…guess we all can’t be winners…but we can try…

Minnesota South Stars vs. Titanics…
Like all Stars they start in the South and gradually move North…or do they rise in the North and disappear in the South…the GPB was never very good in astrology or geography but that doesn’t matter…these Stars collected a few Stars of their owns…now why didn’t anyone tell me that there were two Nifty Nistas’…we all saw what the first one could do can you even imagine what two could accomplish…and how did McLovin find his way to Minnesota…the Sharks went extinct but McLovin surfaced…so Nistas McLovin Nistas…what a threesome…they pulled a trick out of their hats but it wasn’t good enough to sink the Titanic…a 4-3 victory for the Champs and the Stars fizzled on night one…has anyone seen Captain Courageous or is he waiting to make a grand entry…let’s say after game six…

Bastonies vs. Monks…
Another thing the GPB doesn’t have is a vast knowledge of is Monks…I always thought that they lived in temples and prayed…these Monks can play some Orange Ball…facing the Bastonies is a tough challenge…let alone for your debut game…let’s just say that the Monks held their own…let me make a statement for the record if Pellicory doesn’t tend goal for a team this season the GPB will go on a hunger strike…wait a second that’s just more food for Pellicory to consume…whatever the case may be Mr. Smith took his place in goal…after he did it in the Ball Room with a Candlestick…anyone out there ever play the board game Clue…I always pick Mr. Smith he just has that look to him…like he’s guilty…3-0 the Bastonies win this battle…

Island Boys vs. No More Dekes…
Hey, hey the No More Dekes are back…and they’ve won a game…that’s two scores in week one…first they sign KK to lucrative one session contract then they beat the Island boys…and JD gets the goose egg to boot…sometimes everything just falls into place…the Mallozzi Wall stood tall the boys just couldn’t buy a goal as JD stood taller…literally…one good deke was all it took…KK shoots for the empty net and misses…story of his career…they eventually hit the gapping net and win week one 2-0…

Hit Boys vs. Posse…
Saddle up boy’s it’s ball hockey time…after the game we’ll hit the saloon for a few cold ones…so the Pitters become the Posse…guess they had enough of the GPB and all the angles I played off the Pit Demons name…guess what the Posse angle’s even better than the Pit Demons…all I can say is thanks you gave me new material t…was that Black Jack Caruso behind the bench…if you ever need someone to take a Penalty shot Black Jacks your man…he eliminated someone on a penalty shot…who can tell me who it was…was it A-the VRW, B-the Bastone or C-the NY Hitmen…the Hit Boys still reeling from their Titanic loss in the finals are able to draw with the Posse…did you all get that they had a draw to see who could fire the quickest…well in this case neither as the Hit Boys tie the Pitters I mean Posse 3-3…by the way where was the Yeller it was quite quiet in week one...

GPB Power Rankings…It’s early…
1. Titanics…somebody has to wipe that smile away…
2. The Bad Boys…3-0 win without Pellicory…
3. No More Deke’s…one game one win…
4. South Stars…Nifty Nistas’s and McLovin too good not to move North…
5. The Posse…saddle up boys we got some cattle to brand…
6. Hit Boys…can they replace the offence lost…
7. Island Boys…it’s early, don’t panic…
8. Monks…too early to rank properly…

Top 5 Lists…Why Settimo keeps smiling…
1. Has a lifetime membership subscription to the GPB report…
2. Finally realized it’s better to give than to receive…
3. Has incriminating pictures of Captain Courageous and locked him up to a lifetime contract…
4. There are no more holes in the Titanic…he just followed the North Stars home…
5. Got a new pair of sneakers for Christmas to wear down while pacing back and forth behind the bench…

Final Thought…
"As long as we have memories yesterday remains and as long as we have hope tomorrow awaits"…

GPB...

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#1 Flyers #33 2014-01-09 14:50
The Flyers or the Frozen 50's as you like to call them took there championship and moved up to play with the big boys in Premier so you sadly won't see references to their back country ways in the GPB's articles anymore.
 

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