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STOP THOSE DEKES...

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What is going on here…it’s against the code of the GPB to have a double JD at the same club…how on this green earth did the No Mores sign JD the Original…now both JD’s are on the same team…they say you have to pass the torch and maybe the Original is passing the name on to his second in command…whatever the case may be the Deke’s are pounding the competition…they are hard to beat and they explode offensively when you least expect it…even KK looks rejuvenated and full of spunk playing like a fresh faced twenty two year old…another Shark resurfaces Calabro the big game hunter is now a Deke…how many brothers are there on this team…blood is thicker than water but not thicker than…we had a good old draw at the OK Carroll…the Posse growing in numbers…still have not asked the GPB to join them?...bring in the reinforcements to take on the South Stars…the loaders are Back…if they could only load up the PP they may have fared a little better…back to the Flock the Falcon Man’s reunited in a tearful encounter with SiSi and the boys as the pack looks for revenge…Settimo wasn’t smiling after this trip on the Titanic…revenge is sweet…for the Falconers…the Hitters get whacked by the Big Bastone…I wonder who would win between the Deke’s and the Bastone?...it would be hard to pick one over the other…

Bastone vs. Hit Boys…
The Other Brother is a perfect 2-0 to start the season…will this be the year of the Bastone…undefeated in 2014…ok it’s only fourteen days old but let him have his moment in the sun…Pellicory!!!!!!!! is back in goal…Mr. Smith was caught with the Rope in the Ball Room and is currently serving 2-4 days in the Hangar Kitchen cleaning and scrubbing his way back into action…where’s the Old Yeller he’s MIA…the Hit Boys are feeling the finalist let down…winless in two tries...Nifty Nistas was sent a renewed five year contract proposal…now a member of the South Stars Nistas politely declined…where’s Soares when you need him…the Bastone kick a field goal in the 3-0 victory…

South Stars vs. Posse…
I keep trying to get in the Posse with no luck…give me a chance I won’t let you down…I’m good in group situations and I’m quick on the draw…I got your backs just give me a chance…the South Stars have a gun slinger’s of their own in the Brothers Nistas…once again the Posse rely on the draw to get out of Dodge…Nistas drew first blood as a messy dust up in the corner overshadows a great effort from both Posse’s…call it a draw 2-2…can the Posse be for real…they work hard and find just enough goals to stay in the points…sounds like the Pitters method of operation…only difference is JD jumped ship…both these clubs have only draws to show for their first two games each…guess nobody wants to claim the full two points…it’s better to give than to receive but not in this case…

No More Dekes vs. Loaders…
It’s always good to see familiar face’s…the Loaders are back…after reading the GPB’s first report and his prediction that with KK defecting for greener pastures that they will win the Championship they anteed up and jumped back in the ring…MM was his shifty self Dekeing the Dekes…but he then ran in to JD the Original…he shut the front door on every attempt…the Dekes find a couple goals and then fall into a defensive shell…they would bend but wouldn’t break…Miller time was back in action…I wonder which they like better when they go to the bar…JDs or is it Miller time…another win 3-1 over the Loaders keep the Dekes on top…The Loaders were unlucky being on the PP for the last six minutes of the game should have produced a better outcome…it’s only game one…there’s still thirteen more to go…

Atlanta vs. Titanics…
There’s nothing like the sweet taste of revenge…except for the taste of victory…Atlanta was granted both…the avenge their playoff loss to the Titanics…and they start the season with a 4-2 victory…Settimo didn’t look overly joyed with the outcome and in a post-game interview was overheard stating “It’s only game two and were already two points ahead of last season’s record after five games”…and we all knew how last season ended…the GPB’s spies intercepted a message sent to Captain Courageous as Settimo left his cell phone unattended..."Help us Captain Courageous your our only hope"…the message was encrypted in code but the GPB and his spies broke the code…the Code read "Ok honey I’m on my way home"….were smarter than your average bear and broke the code…Sisi and the Lime Shoes stood off to the side and had the light reflect off his shoes and into the eyes of the Cruzantor blinding him on all four shots that beat him…

Reasons Why the JD’s joined forces…
1. A double is better than a single…I’ll drink to that…
2. They were jealous of each other… the GPB would comment on one and not the other now they get double the exposure…
3. Ever play goal with KK in front of you…enough said a double is warranted…
4. JD the Original wanted to mentor the younger JD…and wanted to experience the post season for the first time since 1978…
5. Thought if they played on the same team the GPB would get confused…not quite…quick someone get me a Miller it’s just that time of day…9am in the morning…

GPB Power Ranking’s…
1. TBB - no goals against in two games how long can that streak last…I said streak Pellicory not steak…stop drooling…
2. Dekes - in respect to the Double JD’s… second is where I place the Dekes…
3. Atlanta - is Atlanta not the home of Coca Cola…these guys had POP in game one…
4. South Stars - mid pack team has loads of potential…
5. Posse - just let me join I’m a straight shooter…
6. Titanic - may the force be with you…is it game six yet…
7. Island Boys - took the week off to regroup…
8. Monks - looking to bounce back in week three...
9. Hit Boys - it’s a long way up…
10. Loaders - it’s winter not fall the leaves shouldn’t be falling at this time of year…

Final Thought…
"You can bend it and twist it…you can misuse it and abuse it…but even the GPB cannot change the truth"…"You Know"…

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