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Did you watch the Loaders play…6-0…when was the last time the Loaders scored six goals…when was the last time they shut out an opponent…and when was the last time anybody saw the Olive Man…just remember in week two of the GPB report it was stated that the Loaders would win this session…let’s compare the similarities between last sessions Champions and the Loaders…they both unveiled new starting goaltenders to start the seasons…Cruz in Liakopolopulos out…Talbot in Harris out…Titanics went youth…Loaders went youth…KK shipped out…KK shipped out…Titanic’s lost game one of the Fall…Loaders lost game one of the Winter…there are so many similarities its incredible…as the weeks pass the more that changes the more things stay the same…it looks clear that the Falconers will be a front runner…we keep getting more and more brother tandems…now we have the Leal brothers to deal with…can they be the missing parts to the Falcons puzzle…and Cucchiara has joined rank...can anyone properly pronounce that last name I can’t…let’s just call him Albert…the South Stars are moving North as they sink the Island Boys…the Monks came out of exile...the GPB was worried he scared them off after week one…and they came out in force leaving the monastery and wiping the smile off Settimo’s face…just when I thought I had seen it all the Green Guys are back…let’s flash back two seasons ago when the Greene’s became the Cinderella story of the year…the dispatched both the Hit Boys and Titanics to reach the finals before the 50’s got ahold of them and plucked their feathers…so revenge was on the minds of the Hit Boys…and what’s this about an All Star game and why wasn’t I consulted…read on for the official greatest "All GPB Team" of all time…

South West Stars vs. Island…
The Island is definitely on shaky ground…it’s like a 10.5 quake has hit the foundation…two games NO goals…nine goals against…where’s Islander 83 the original President of the GPB fan club the heart and soul that makes the Island float…it’s evident you are needed...there’s no place like home please come home…the Mallozzi Wall was shaken not stirred…the South West Stars their making their way North kick two field goals in a 6-0 win…Nifty Nistas the second and McLovin were on fire…and add another sniper to the list Ronny the Shredder…his last name looks very difficult to spell or say so he’s now Ronny the Shredder…the Stars are moving North and the Islanders can’t go move any farther South…

Hitters vs. Greene’s…
I’m not sure who throws more hits or tackles the Hit Boys or an NFL Defence…these boy’s just throw their body at everything that moves…the opposing team , the officials, the GPB it doesn’t matter who you are or where you are prepare to get hit…the Green Guys got a warm welcome back to the Hangar…they were hugged or mugged every time they touched the ball, took a step or made a pass…the Hit Boys played desperate...anytime a team gets eliminated from a playoff season the next time they play the team that eliminated them, they come back with a win…so as you may have guessed the Greeners were beaten 2-1…the Greeners had a chance late but an empty net was missed by twelve feet…even the GPB would have scored to tie the game…

GPB Posse vs. Loaders…
Note to the Posse…if you won’t let me into your Posse I’m going to join anyway…I may even become the leader…I got a cowboy hat…I got a horse…kind of…and I carry a big gun…do I qualify?...oh well I guess I could always start my own Posse…anyone interested in joining…if so send your resume to The GPB Posse Recruitment Centre…automatic entry to anyone born on September 1st…so the Posse drawing their two first games the smart money was on a third draw...the Loaders came out Loaded…and they bagged six goals…giving up zip and winning 6-0…ouch that hurts if you’re the Posse…the Loaders are living up to their names Reloading...finally the name fit’s Reloaded Leafs….can’t wait for the Leaves and Titanics to face off...that’s going to be a good one get your tickets now…

Monks vs. Titanics…
The Monks got two things on their side…no not the GPB… not yet anyway…they got game and they got spirit…they take down the Champs…yes the Titanics steam roll has come to an end…and the Monks take them down 3-2…the Cruzantor was at an autograph signing session and was tied up in traffic…so the Titanics got a replacement…I could have sworn that someone called the replacement goalie Shaggy…I was waiting for Scooby to come running around the corner followed by a ghost…but really it was Daphne I was keeping an eye out for…enough of that…the Monks after a rough debut have rebounded…just don’t ask the GPB to buy a pencil…I have typewriter…so if you’re selling ink rolls I’m in…

No Mores vs. Falconers…
We could have called this game the battle of the undefeated…so what the Falcons only played one game…and so what the No Mores only played two games it adds pizazz to the festivities…JD the second was ready to go…in a pre-game interview with the floor cleaner from the Hangar we asked him if was anxiously waiting for the game to start…he answered "SiSi"… he was then asked who he thought was going to have the biggest impact on the game…he once again answered "SiSi"…he was then asked what his name was…he once again answered "SiSi"…where he lived..."SiSi"…how old he was..."SiSi"…this was getting a little repetitive…it was close for a while then the Real Show and Alberto tandem came alive for about thirty seconds and the game was over…what was 1-1 turned 3-1 in a back breaking thirty seconds…so the Deke’s are No More undefeated…4-1 was the final and the Falconers flew off into the night…

GPB Power Rankings…
1. Falconers…SiSi I agree...
2. TBB...the other brother got the week off and took Pellicory to the buffet…
3. South West Stars…they are moving in the right direction…
4. Loaders…they are the new Titanics...
5. Titanics…can’t drop the Champs too far down…
6. No Mores…big loss…
7. Greeners…I got a feeling…playoff built…beware the Greene’s…
8. Monks…anyone who beats the champs…gets bumped up…
9. Hit Boys…need to get back to last season’s game plan…
10. Posse…6-0 drops you down way down…
11. Island Boys…it’s the Pitters that can’t score…Dillu Pickle needs to get going…

All GPB Team…they all deserve this recognition…
Coach...Panza…after writing the best seller ...”Stopping Martini “…he’s been on a world-wide tour…spreading his knowledge…
Defenceman...Honky …Frozen 50’s…my all-time favourite name…I’m naming my first born Honky…
Defenceman…The Olive Man…is there a more elusive man in ball hockey…here one game, gone the rest of the year…
Forward…The Pylinis…Martini…Gillini…Bootleg…their all GPB all the time…
Forward…Sin Bin Renda…no one spent more time than Renda in the sin bin …not even the time keeper…
Forward…Captain Courageous…is there a better Captain in the sport…except for Captain Crunch… he’s the real captain…
Goaltender…no Question here…Pellicory…he covers the entire net…
Mascot…The Falcon Man…took me weeks to hunt him down…

Final Thought…
"Second chances, we all hope for them, some of us need them, many of us never get them"…

GPB

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