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"Yes is this the Bellagio Sports Book in Las Vegas?"…yes it is how can I help you..."This is the GPB calling from Toronto I would like to place a small wager on the Leafs Reloaded to win the Winter Tier 2 Division Championship…298 trillion dollars please"…we’re sorry sir the limit has been reached on that particular event and all Las Vegas Sports Books have closed wagering on the Reloaded Leafs Ball Hockey Club…"What?!!!...How could that be possible?"…I’m sorry sir after the Reloaded Leafs beat TBB the phones went wild and over 99999 trillion dollars was placed on them across the states…if it’s any consolation sir the line is still open on the Titans to repeat as Champions…"Back to back Championships who are you trying to kid do you know who you’re talking to?"...no sir I have no clue who you are…"I guess I will drop $50 on the Falcons to win the Championship"…ok is that all for today?…"What’s the over/under on the Islanders total goals for the season"…sir it opened at eight but jumped to sixteen after their two goal scoring spree on Friday…"Sixteen? Are you nuts. Take the $50 off the Falcons and lay it on the UNDER that’s a no brainer"…ok…"Thank you have a GPB day"…see the GPB never losses…that’s a big crisp $50 bucks waiting to be spent…I’m removing myself as the leader of the Posse you can’t go to a gun fight with eight bullets or in this case eight players…have you all seen the nests being built in the rafters of the Hangar it looks like a colony of Falcons have taken up residency watching over the Falconers…at one point they all swooped down grabbed the Hitters goalie and pulled him up out of the net allowing SiSi to score…Then then screeched "SiSi"…you had to see it to believe it…the Island Boys found the footings for their Island and came away with a victory…the South Stars and the No More Dekes battled to a DRAW…the more I see the less I believe…

No Mores vs. South Stars…
JD the original was back in goal with his understudy JD the second taking notes with an pad and pencil on the bench…KK was out of the lineup after the No Mores were sent an anonymous note that KK had placed a significant wager on the Loaders…the note was signed BPG…any guesses who sent that note…the brothers D'Arpino vs. the brothers Nistas and the winner was neither…Nick the trick scores on a No Deke…and Nifty Nistas draws the Stars level and the game ends 1-1…another tie…I gotta say that at least fifty percent of the games end in ties for these two teams…with the bad weather on Friday McLovin got stuck in the McDonalds drive through on the way to the game and was listed as inactive…

Hitters vs. Falconers…
Have the Falconers relieved themselves of playoffs past…3-0 to start the season…they took the hits to the Hit Boys and they scored all the goals in a 4-0 goose egg posted from the man in the Falcons nest…there’s another name the GPB has NOOOOO clue how to say…let’s just call him the Nest Protector…he protects the eggs and stops the balls…the Hitters brought out the Army…they had to bring out two more benches just so everyone had a place to sit…the Yeller nursing a sore throat saved everyone’s eardrums for a week…can the Hitters repeat their performance from last season…quick put that dude that played in goal in the playoffs last year.. .as Tony the Tiger would say…he’s great!!!!...

Posse vs. Greeners…
I officially retire from the Posse…late night parties…gun slinging show downs and too many sarsaparilla’s not the life for me…Black Jack Caruso out of retirement to take over the reins of the Posse from the GPB came to battle with a depleted roster…the Green Guys flexed their wings as they fly all over the Boys in a 7-2 show down win…the Buttar brothers were flying all over the floor and Ayubi with the trick won the battle of the West…did anyone ever play the arcade game Double Dragon when you were a kid…every time the character conjured fire from his fists he would yell "Ayubi"…just wondering if he was calling the Green Guy to come help him fight off the bad guys...just asking…Posse only winless team left…

Loaders vs. TBB…
Who’s not a Be-leaf-ver yet…Pellicory put your hand down…you got beleafed on Friday night…you ever try to rake the leaves on a windy autumn day…it just seems the more you rake the more the wind blows more leaves onto your lawn…so you rake and you rake and you keep filling the bags but it just seems like your swarmed in leaves…that’s what TBB felt like as the leaves drop the Bastonies 2-1…Pellicory had to be consoled after the game as in a post-game interview he stated "It feels like I just bought a jelly filled doughnut took a big bite and found out that they forgot to fill the jelly into the doughnut…it’s just a big empty feeling"…there is strength in numbers and the leaves are showing that...

Island Boys vs. The Downsview Park Monks…
You just get the sense that some games will be fun filled easy going…others you pull up the chair get the popcorn and wait for the fireworks to start…the GPB really thought that this game would have alot of love in it…boy was I wrong…lots of body contact lots of fire and lots of intensity…the Island Boys needed to find goals…they found the secret immunity statue in the tree…but wait we’re not playing survivor were playing hockey score some goals!...and score two goals they did…and the Mallozzi wall gave up only one…Islanders 2 Monks 1…the Islanders scored twice as many goals in this game than they did for the whole session...Oh Boy Dubroy gets the winner and is crowned King of the Island…

GPB Power Rankings…
1. Falconers - aww aww can you hear their victory cry…
2. Loaders - have the Loaders ever been number one…good things come to those who wait…even if it took six years…
3. Greeners - seven goal outburst…
4. Titanics - night off for the Champs…
5. South Stars - lacking that killer instinct…can Nifty Nistas do for the SS what he did for the Hitmen last season…
6. No More Deke’s - JD the original still top drawer…
7. TBB - first loss drops the big sticks down the ladder…
8. DP Monks - in every game…
9. Island boys - we struck Gold…or scored a goal either way it’s two points…
10. Hitters - things going from bad to worse…
11. Posse - sadlle up boys were in for a bumpy ride…

Top 5 reasons why the Falconers win games…
1. Have the most players with unpronounceable names…
2. The Falcons from the rafters keep the rodents under control…
3. Whenever they feel down and out they “Ponce” back up…
4. They may be the Real Deal…the Leal’s adding big boost to already strong lineup…
5. They only play Titanic’s once a season…

Final Thought…
"What we have here is a failure to communicate…so you get what we had here last week…which is the way they want it well they get it…I don’t like it any more than you do…some men you just can’t reach"…

GPB

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