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It only took four games this time around…Captain Courageous back in the saddle…but he just couldn’t do enough to lead the Titanic’s over the Bastonies…the Posse is dwindling in numbers…you should have let me in...didn’t you know that the GPB has the biggest following of any blog writer this side of the Mississippi…duck…the Falcons are circling from the rafters of the Hangar…fresh prey had them up out of their nests looking to feast…the shine of the South Stars blinded the Falcons and they retreated back to the safety of their nests…but not before they took one goal back to the roost…the Loaders are now 3 and 1…MM has some new line mates…and they have the rhythm of Jazz on their side and not only can he dance he can score…that has to be a nickname…circle the date on your calendar when the Greeners play Atlanta…now there’s two birds that won’t like each other…they are the Rleal Deals…my vote is for the Rleal brothers as the best family duo in the division today…it’s one thing to produce in the regular season but can they shine in the post season...

Titanics vs. Bastonies…
Can someone buy Pellicory a watch or give him a schedule…he’s the last Bastonies on to the floor once again…the only brother sweating once again looking out into the distance for his goaltender…then the call came from Pellicory…don’t worry im on my way…there was a deal at the all you can eat sushi bar down the street and I couldn’t miss out…I was there from yesterday and I feel asleep at my table…the Road Runner was in the lineup and was full of gas…he ran laps around the rink and still had enough gas left to score…Captain Courageous did his part with a two point night in a 3-2 loss…anyone else missing from the Titanics Championship…if so use the Bat signal and bring him out next week…

Greeners vs. Loaders…
Maybe the GPB has been wrong all these years…the Loaders, the Falling Leaves, the Unloaded…they were all fun but WOW…the Leaves are really 3 and 1…one more win and I may have to refer to them as the Leafs...yes their actual name…they may have earned it…so how…M is now the veteran of the team…the Olive Man has been pressed out of action…get it Olives being pressed for oil…I knew you would…the hottest line may be…MM, Jazz, Dill…total combined weight of two hundred pounds…total combined height six feet…a Loaders 4-1 victory and a four point game for MM…the Greeners goaltender looked sharp… im not sure why they call him Tubby he weighs less than MM…they should both follow Pellicory to the all you can eat pasta house and spend a couple of days eating…

Posse vs. Island Men…
With the Posse’s dwindling numbers…can I apply to become the leader of the crew…if I was the leader there would be a few ground rules…strict dress code…we don’t wear helmets we wear Cowboy Hats on the floor…and NO running shoes Cowboy Boots for everyone…belt buckles three times too large for our belts and BBQ for everyone before the games…even with the depleted crew they were able to steal a point away from the Island Boys…who suddenly can score…five goals in two games...they’re on fire…and points in two straight…the Island is starting to gain strength…Dillu Pickle is working his magic…and the Mallozzi wall is patching up the holes…make the final Posse 3 Island Boys 3…

South Stars vs. Falconers…
The Marquee Matchup of the night…the GPB pulled up a seat got some nachos from the bar and was waiting for a good ole score fest…I called in the over at 2.5…put my life savings on it did the GPB…first sign of trouble was when Nifty Nistas was nowhere to be found…strike one…the Falcons from the rafters were distracted by the mice in the corners…strike two…my nachos were cold…strike three…the story of my life…after all that it took the Rleal Deals to score the only goal of the game…they both look alike so as long as one scores they both get credit makes my job a lot easier…one is taller but that still doesn’t help as I haven’t figured out who’s who yet… 1-0…felt like a Pitters vs Islanders game…

GPB Power Rankings…
1. Falconers…Atlanta’s found the winning combination…
2. Loaders…3-1…not 1-3 feels good for a change…
3. TBB…Pellicory rebounds after loss to Loaders…
4. No Mores…lose ground as they sat idle…
5. South Stars…goals five for a dollar at Dollarama get you some…
6. Island Boys…going out on a limb here…I have faith…
7. Monkers…still riding high after upending Champs took week off to recuperate…
8. Hitters…no Nistas, no Patel, no Soares…no…
9. Titanics…Champs need to make up ground and lots of it…
10. Greeners…seasons still young…Ayubi…
11. Posse…dwindling numbers would have me worried…

All You Can Eat Buffet Needed for the following…
1. The line of MM, Jazz, Dill…get these guys an all access pass…
2. Tubby he’s lighter than the GPB even with all his equipment on…
3. JD the second needs to catch up to the Original in weight class before he can contend for the heavy weight championship of the goal…
4. The GPB never passes up and all you can eat buffet…
5. Pellicory…forgets that he’d eat them all out of business...

Final Thought…
"You are what you eat…I always wondered why I liked nuts so much"…

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