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Did you all hear the Falcons screeching from the rafters…all they saw was a swarm and down they came to pick away at their prey as the night drew to a close…one things for sure if it’s the Falcons from the rafters or the Falcons on the floor they both have taken down their prey…one of those disoriented Falcons even tried to take down the GPB…don’t worry everybody the GPB is alright its going to take more than a Falcon to take me down…the Posse were back in the saddle…the Island Boys played tough and lost a nail bitter to the Hitters…the No Mores get beaten down by the Big Bastonies…in the Valentine matchup of the evening the Leafs and South Stars decided to exchange pleasantries after the game…there was hugging…Valentine cards exchanged and every one was in a giving mood…the GPB was hoping to get a Valentines Day card from someone that night but it just wasn’t meant to be…see what happens when you wake up the giant…a little razzing from the GPB and the Titanics and their fearless leader Captain Courageous find their way back in to the winners circle…

Island Boys vs. Hitters…
The Hitters and Island Boys…no love lost between these two…the GPB even offered a Valentines Day rose to every player who entered the rink…setting the mood always helps the night go smoothly…needless to say the GPB was left with all the roses…the Island Boys on a two game point streak needed to take down the Hitters…the Hitters came away with a 3-2 victory…the Island Boys deserved better…almost like that ice cream cone that’s great but a few sprinkles would make it just that much better…note to the Mallozzi Wall pass to the same couloured jersey and the ball won’t end up in the back of your net…

Titanics vs. Greeners…
Here we go again…with all hands on deck the Titanics wipe away those pesky birds from the haul of their ship 4-1…lets go back in time…the last time these two met it was the Greeners eliminating the Titanics from their Championship chase and sent the ship back out to sea…is it just me or when two teams face each other for the first time after an elimination series the team that gets eliminated wins that matchup…Settimo was seen with the third biggest smile ever seen in at the Downsview Park next to Settimo after he won the Fall Championship…then their was Settimo when Captain Courageous came back to the ship that was a big smile…the GPB’s not smiling lately maybe Settimo will rub off on him…

Loaders vs. South Stars…
Happy Valentines everyone…now no pushing the GPB has a card and Valentines chocolate for all of you…please line up in a single line and I will be more than happy to pass them out one at a time...some one screams out that I was running out of chocolates and that’s when the pile up began…everyone was trying to get that last piece of candy…the GPB tried to explain that there’s enough candy for everybody…no one cared by that point and the Guinness Book of World Records was set for Ball Hockey players piling on top of each other…mark that date down February 7, 2014…before the fight for the Valentines Candy the South Stars took another step North taking the love fest 3-1…

No Mores vs. Bastonies…
Ok ok…all kidding aside that Pellicory dude can stop an orange ball…as long as it’s not dipped in chocolate and covered in marshmallows then he just eats it…he just covers so much of the net that the No Mores thought they were trying to shoot a square ball into a round hole it just wont fit…the Bastonies flexed their Bastonies and it wasn’t pretty… JD the second was beaten five times and Pellicory just once so that would be Bastonies 5 No Mores 1…after such a fast start the No Mores have now been beaten by both the Falcons and TBB…if your going to be considered a contender your going to have to go through both those big boys and the No Mores learned one valuable lesson the hard way…

Atlanta vs. Posse…
Do those Falcons have to do their business over the floor while the games are going on…can someone not hire a Falconer to train these animals?...I noticed the floor getting a little slippery but wasn’t sure what was causing it…regardless of the conditions Atlanta is on fire…the Posse rolls into town with a group of new recruits and a wagon full of dynamite…the Falcon Man commanded all his minions to swoop down just when the Posse were ready to draw…just as the Posse loaded up their shots the Falcons would swoop down and clutch on to their helmets distracting would be snipers…I’m sure they all scream…caaa, caaa, caaa but one actually screeched "SiSiSiSi"…after the dust had settled down in the south of Atlanta the Posse was sent back to the Hills 4-0…what is the natural predator of the Falcon does anyone know?...it could be Monk’s they have a calming presence over all creatures…

GPB Power Rankings…
1. Atlanta…it’s not only the home of Coca Cola…
2. Bastonies…proves that a Pellicory in goal is better than a Pellicory at dinner…
3. North/South Stars…these guys may be the next shooting Stars as they move up the rankings…
4. Loaders…like that pretty girl you thought you have a chance with…just when they get your hopes up you realize you’re related…
5. Titanics…the one thing in life that is free are smiles…ask Settimo…
6. No Mores…"Everything is Awesome when you work as a team"…
7. Monks…the last image I have of them is beating the Champs…can’t remember when their last game was…four Monk’s ago…
8. Hitters…last year’s finalists…taking baby steps…
9. Island Boys…their like that movie Rudy…you can’t help but cheer for them…the classic underdog story…
10. Greeners…based on their one victory and anyone named Tubby is cool with the GPB…don’t worry I’ve been called Tubby a few times in my life…or was it Dummy...either way they both describe the GPB…
11. The Posse…call in the reinforcements…

The GPB’s Top Five Snipers…
1. SiSi…fast as lightning slick as ice…
2. MM…scares me what a few pounds would do to his game…
3. Poncie…not as cool as Fonzie…but he probably scores just as much…
4. Nifty Nistas…Brother One or Brother Two…take your choice they will both outscore many of you…
5. Dillu Pickle…do they not sell green shoes…those orange ones hurt the GPB’s eyes…

Final Thought…
"If you believe anything is possible"…

GPB
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