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The GPB was never into astrology…the North Star...the big dipper…the milky way…all that meant to me was the NHL team from Minnesota…what I was called in high school…and my favourite chocolate bar…but as of late I’ve started looking to the North for the shooting Stars…they say the stars start in the south and move towards the North…or is that the sun?...is the sun not a Star itself…enough school lessons for one day let’s get down to business…the former South Stars have begun to move North to more resemble their name…they should be called the Comets because they are gaining momentum collecting points as they gain speed through the division…the No Mores thanks to the defensive and offensive contributions of KK put the Hitters down for the count…Settimo’s not smiling anymore as the Titanics take two blows to the haul of the ship in one week…can someone wake up the Captain from his slumber the Titanics are taking retaining water…WANTED “Massive Reward Offered” for the leader of the Posse…wanted on charges of thievery…they stole two points from the Titanics and are wanted...the Falcons from the rafters were very quiet…but the Falcons on the floor continue to be the “Real Deal”…where was Pellicory…was he on a Valentines date?...no matter the Bastonies swat away those pesky G-Birds…has anyone seen the President of my fan club…the GPB cant process all these new applications quickly enough…if anyone would like the job…it pays nothing…it’s long hours…and you get no recognition...same incentives the GPB gets so we are all on the same page…

Falconers vs. Island Boys…
Could the Mallozzi Wall have played any better…holding the high flying offense to no goals for twenty eight minutes…problem was that Dillu Pickle and the boys couldn’t buy a goal…and as you probably guessed the “Real Deals” come through in the end and find a goal to win the game…an open cage marker made the final 2-0…the Island Boys deserved better they put the fear of a loss into the Falconers and were 102 seconds away…the Islanders need to find a Martini…not to drink but to help them bury a few goals…they would have easily won their last three games…with a lucky bounce here and a deflection there…

TBBBBBB vs. Greeners…
No Pellicory…no problem…with Mr. Smith still on the run for his antics in the Kitchen with the lead pipe, the other brother found a backup to his backup…the Greeners sensing a limp Bastone were all smiles before the game but were all frowns after the affair…6-1 the Bastonies were full of spunk on Valentine’s Day…could they ever replace the incumbent Pellicory in goal…they have a couple options as long as Mr. Smith can stay away from Professor Plum in the Study…the Greeners need to hit that magical number thirteen to make the playoffs…so they better hurry and start collecting points…like they did last time we saw them…they only need a ticket to the dance…

No Mores vs. Hitters…
No more Nifty Nistas and the Hitters are finding it difficult to find the back of the net…every game is a tight on…Fleet of foot is missing in action…the Yeller has been very quiet that the GPB has removed his ear plugs it’s good to hear again…although I have this eerie ringing sound in my ears…better put the plugs back in…the No Mores rebounding from the previous weeks debacle come away with the 3-1 win…JD the original tends goals and is spectacular…beat him once good for you…beat him twice not likely…beat him three times I don’t think so…KK returns to action and was solid not in the statue version which is the case from time to time…but this time he leads the team to victory…don’t tell the Titanics…

Titanics vs. Posse, Loaders…
Double the trouble for Settimo and the Champs….they lose not only once but twice…the GPB is waiting for the other shoe to fall and the magical run to begin…what’s the issue’s in Titanic land…is it post Championship slumber…it sure looks that way…the Posse wrangle their first Bull of the season as they come away with a 2-0 stick up of the ship…and then the Loaders who continue to impress come away with a 3-1 victory…one week two losses…and a big, big mountain to climb for Settimo…calling Captain Courageous it’s time to carry the load…and get that Cruzantor off the red carpet he’s needed here and in post season form…

Comets vs. Monks…
The Monks were swept away by the streaking comet…or the South Stars as we know them…or very soon the GPB will call them the North Stars…the lingering question here is can they knock off the big two…the jungle have the big five…the lion, hippo, rhino, elephant and tiger…we have the big five as well Falcons, Bastonies, No Mores, Loaders and Titanics…knocking down the big five will make the Comets the top of the pecking order…the Monks were in a loving mood and gave away five roses on the day of love…they felt it better to give than receive and the final was 5-0 Comets…where’s Nifty Nistas the original…

GPB Power Rankings…
1. Atlanta...had the scare of undefeated put in them but found a way to win…
2. Bastonies...no Pellicory no problem…
3. Comets...gaining momentum…
4. Loaders...Dr. Jekyll, Mr. Hyde returns…
5. No Mores...one of the big five…barely…
6. Islanders...after their last three games they deserved a better fate…
7. Posse...big, big win…
8. Titanics...champs have to be in top eight…
9. Hitters...slipping down the hill…
10. Greeners...based on their final appearance from last year…
11. Monks...show less Love and more anger…

Top Five Goaltenders…
1. Falcons...whoever suits up they just don’t give up many goals…
2. Comets...Thatcher…is he related to Margaret...
3. No Mores…JD he is the original…often imitated never duplicated…
4. TBB…Pellicory…wouldn’t be a big five without Pellicory involved…
5. Island Boys…Mallozzi Wall…anyone who shuts out Atlanta for twenty eight minutes deserves a top five recognition…

Final Thought…
“Happy Valentine’s Day from the GPB…better late than never…don’t you agree”...

GPB

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#1 Vito 2014-02-20 11:27
Hey gpb did you notice every time u mention a team in your headline you start a losing streak? No more Falcon headlines, next week mention tbb or the leafs reloaded. Your a mush.
 

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