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So “Vito” your theory was wayyyyyyyyyyyy off… the GPB put your theory to the test once again as I used the Monkers in my opening title and they WON…so your superstitions was just a pure and simple coincidence…luck of the draw…even a broken clock is right twice a year…so have no fear if you get the “honour” of being in the opening line of the most read ball hockey columnist in all the GTA don’t worry…so “Vito” my challenge is for you and the GPB go one on one in selecting winners for the upcoming playoff series…you know how to get your voice threw to the GPB so let’s go head to head…the GPB vs. the infamous “Vito”…if you beat the GPB you can have an exclusive interview with the GPB…if I win you become the President of my fan club…not a bad deal…it’s a lot of work being the president, no pay ,no recognition, no thank you and no time to rest…but you will be the President…I’ve been holding the position for someone for some time now…but I just don’t think they’ll be returning anytime soon…after all the reports after all the shots and saves after all the celebrations and disappointments here we are…throw the regular season out the window…let’s get ready to rumble…we are down to the elite eight...there is an ironic fact that the GPB researched…of the four QF matchups the lower seeds were all able to take points from their opponent…just look at the scores they don’t lie…so with that said here are the GPB previews of the post season matchups that we were all waiting for…

#1 Atlanta vs. #8 Hitters…
So the GPB since game four saw that the Falconers were going to finish in first place…the Hitters stumbled into the number eight seed…but the one thing that has to be swimming in the back of the minds of the Falconers is that…only one team all year was able to take a point away from the Falconers and it was the Hitters…so does that give the Hitters a shot…it may give them a psychological edge but the offence of the Falcons should prevail…all I can say is ‘SiSi”…Falconers advance…
Game 1...Atlanta 4 Hitters 1…
Game 2...Falconers 5 Hitters 1…clean sweep…

#2 Bastonies vs. #7 Island Boys…
Who is the hottest team of all heading into the post season…the Island Boys were so hot that the fire department had to be called in to extinguish the flames…can they carry it into the post season…the Islanders were undefeated versus the Bastonies in the regular season…so is the Other Brother sweating…not yet …he will be…can Pellicory be on his best behaviour and win a playoff series…or will the Island Boys live to swim around the Island for another round…Islanders upset Pellicory…
Game 1...TBB 2 Islanders 2…
Game 2...Islanders 3 Bastonies 2…it was Mr. Smith all along…

#3 Loaders vs. #6 No Mores…
KK will get a chance to silence all his critics or at least he can shut up the GPB…if the No Mores can make the leaves fall in spring…one it will be a miracle of nature as leaves only fall in Autumn…and the GPB’s theory of whoever KK leaves last will win the next season…the Loaders and MMM are banking on the GPB’s theory…the No Mores do have JD the original or JD the second so they get the nod in tenders which will be the difference…No Mores had a win and a draw vs. Loaders…so they will have the confidence going in…No Mores are Mores…
Game 1...No Mores 4 Loaders 3…
Game 2...Loaders 3 No Mores 2…KK scores OT winner…Miracles do happen…

#4 South Stars vs. #5 Champions…
This is the series the GPB will sell tickets for im in negotiations with the league for exclusive rights to sell tickets for this series…you can buy them in pairs or singles…$3.00 for a single $5.00 for a pair…if Captain Courageous is in the lineup the ticket price goes up by five times…you will also be able to take a picture and get an autograph by the Brothers Nistas…just ask for the GPB special…and no Settimo you can’t get an autographed picture of the Nistas’…their your opponents…maybe after the series…South Stars move a step closer to the North…
Game 1...SS 4 Titanics 3… Game 2...
NSS 2 Champions 1…we were the Champions…

The GPB must report for duty list…
1. Falconers…the dynamic duo of SiSi and Poncie will need to take the pressure off the Leal deals…
2. Bastonies…Mr. Smith not the convict but the forward could be the series changer…
3. Loaders…MMM it rests on your shoulders young man…
4. SSS Stars…we know the Nistas brothers will show up…can McLovin complete the combo…without fries…
5. Titanics…can the Cruzantor repeat last years performance…Captain please report for duty…
6. No Mores…a double JD on the rocks…or on the floor they could win the series themselves…
7. Island Boys…the Mallozzi wall just stay in the net let the boys play the ball when it gets deep…someone put some boundaries on that boy…
8. Hitters…Hacksaw will need two saws and a whole bunch of luck…

Final Thought…
“With great power comes great responsibility”...

GPB
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Comments  

 
#2 Vito Lagani 2014-04-02 14:57
Not sure who this Vito guy is but I'll take the Falcons over the Hitmen, the Titans over the North Stars, the Nordiques to upset the Leafs Reloaded and the Islanders to shock TBB.
 
 
#1 Marco Mariani 2014-04-02 11:58
this is fantastic!!!
 

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