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"SiSi"...SAYS NO MORES...

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A little push from the GPB goes along way…just ask “SiSi”…after a good old fashioned “hold on to your stick”…who goes out and scores the biggest goal of his career “SiSi”…was there ever any doubt…let’s see who the GPB will call out next…someone who needs a little push to get them over the playoff hump…with the No Mores no more thanks to the Falconers…Atlanta will make their first ever DP Final appearance…the North Stars fell just a little short as Pellicory who looks like he’s been on a strict diet and workout plan has trimmed right down…and he’s playing like he did twenty years ago…that would make him a very young fifty five years of age…Nifty Nistas the second was MIA for the first two games of the series…the other brother was sweating like a hot July afternoon in the sun…but never fear the Bastonies swung their big sticks and came out with a win in a do or go golfing showdown…

#1 Falconers vs. #4 No Mores…
The No Mores knew what they had in store…here was their plan as one of my spies overheard the game plan before the series began…KK you cover “SiSi” like a wet blanket…when he ties his shoes you help him tighten the laces…don’t let him breath…JD’s don’t allow a goal…at worst case we’re in a scoreless draw…Darpino’s put your heads together and come up with one goal in OT…then we win…“Vito” who I’ve figured out is the brains behind the Falconer’s had a game plan of his own…score more goals than the No Mores so I can beat the GPB’s predictions…we’ll get to the predictions in a minute…the No Mores were lights out in game one as the Darpino Duo beat the Falcons 2-1…with Atlanta standing on the ledge in game two Pe-ledge scores not one but two goals to force game three…what a game what a sight and what an ending…with the game deadlocked at two in OT…the hero, the savior the messiah…“SiSi” is his name and scoring big goals is his game…final Atlanta 3 No Mores 2…the GPB must give credit where credit is due and the No Mores should hold their heads high…they gave it their all and could have de-clawed the Falconers with one more bounce their way …it just wasn’t meant to be…till next Fall I bid the Nordiques a fond fare well…have a few Millers on the house…

#2 The Bad Boys vs. #3 South Stars…
If we ever had a sweating competition between the Other Brother and the coach of the North Stars it would be the last drop would win…these two were sweating buckets from the drop of the first ball to the drowning sound of the last buzzer…with all the marbles at stake only one would find there way to the promise land, the Holy Grail of Ball Hockey supremacy…it was a battle of two ball hockey power houses going chest to chest…who would come out on top…the GPB put his reputation and pride on the backs of the North Stars while Vito said the TBB would emerge victorious…game one was a TBB runaway 4-0…the GPB was down a game…Nifty Nistas the original did what he does best… rise to the occasion…a 3-1 South Star victory and it suddenly became a best of one, no tomorrow, no second chances, no refunds at the buffet line Pellicory…it’s do or be done…what’s that or better yet who’s that back from missing the first two games Nifty Nistas the second back in uniform reporting for duty…Bastonies 5 South South Stars 1…the other brother celebrates with tears of joy and runs off to start scheming for the Falconers…what a ride for the North Stars…it’s like that ride at an amusement park that you have so much fun on that you just cant help budding in line for another turn…and another turn these Stars will get …don’t be disappointed the GPB is not…you will soon be a household name throughout the world…the Toronto North Stars …DP Champions in the waiting…next fall…GPB says so…

Tale of the Tape…
Falconers vs. the Big Bad Bastones…

Goalies…
Pellicory vs. Cusimano/Granagnella…
It takes two Falconers goalies to equal one Pellicory in weight and girth…
Advantage - TBB Pellicory, anyone who can out eat the GPB deserves the GPB nod…

Forwards…
“SiSi”, Poncie, Leal the real Deal vs. Charlie “Brown”, TJ “Hooker”, Road Runner Novia
Who would win a race between the Road Runner and SiSi…both clubs can score…who will raise their game to GPB status…Poncie had two quiet rounds so I’m predicting a break out series…and Charlie Brown never wins or gets the girl for that matter… Advantage - Falconers may be fastest team in years to grace the DP floor…

Defencemen…
Golden Arce and crew vs. Angiollela and crew…
The GPB cant decide which six are better…both teams are stingy and dingy as you get…you could put all twelve defencemen in a hat and come out with dozens of six packs all equal in value…so who gets the nod…
Advantage - draw too tight to call…

Bench Bosses…
“Vito” vs. the Other Brother…
Anyone who goes head to head with the GPB and wins…is tops with me…
Advantage - Falconers “Vito” you may have won the battle but the war has just begun with the GPB…

Intangibles…
Special Teams, Experience, Sweating Contests, Strategies, Driving Pellicory to Dairy Queen after the games…
Advantage - Bastonies they have the edge here thanks to the sweating contest …

So after all that “Vito” I really wasn’t sure why you kept picking the Falcons to sweep everyone…now I know why you are the Falcons…so I know your picking the Falconers so I’m going with the Bastonies in a sweep…game one TBB 3 Falconers 2…game two…TBB 4 Falconers 0…

Final Thought…
"After miles and miles the finish line is in sight…it’s a sprint to the finish"…

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