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DAN'S THE MAN

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Thanks Dan...thanks to you I had my second perfect week in a row picking winners...after a slow start 1-3 in week one I’ve correctly selected the last six games for an overall record of 7-3 not too shabby...who among you all picked both the Pylons and Bastone...liars, no one in their right mind would have selected those two, then again no one said I was in my right mind...Dan “The Man” Vommaro scores the biggest goal of his career a shoot out beauty to give the Pylini’s a game one W...who is that masked man, Colin Hartill to the rescue...I don’t have a clue where the “Other Brother” Ventullo found this Masked Hero but he’s AWSOME...I’ve always had a soft spot for the underdogs...

#1 Toronto Titans vs. #5 The Masked Avenger
Teams are quickly finding out that this Colin character is for real...did you see him shut down the attack of the Titans... forget Waldo, “Where’s Remo?”...the GPB is going to publish a book...same concept as Where’s Waldo instead it’s “Where’s Remo’’...I will hide one Remo among hundreds of ball hockey players and you have to find him...best seller written all over it...Titans look dull, boring and uninterested...Arruda is invisible how often can you say that...he’s usually like a bull through a china shop...destroying anything or anyone in his way...the Road Runner Novia is a driving force and causes the Titans defence fits all evening as he ends up with the game winner...you know what they say Rome wasn’t built in a day and playoff series are not won after game one...Game 2 Prediction: I know your all waiting for this one so here goes...after a sluggish game one game two will fall to the Titans 4-2...Arruda, Kakish, Liakopoulos not used to losing will even series and send series to game three...

#2 North York Hitmen vs. #3 Frankie’s Pylini’s
Shoot outs must keep you up at night Gaetano...dissecting, twisting and turning trying to figure out how you can manipulate them...here’s news for you it’s one on one you can’t cover them you just close your eyes and pray...Giustini is held goalless as Azevedo and or Caruso are riding piggyback covering the goal scoring machine all over the floor...well you can’t cover ever body and three other PYLONS score to level the score...Pulicicchio is part of all three Hitmen goals and holds his team in there...a power less play for two men late settles nothing as Mike “Al” Iafrate either has the ball hit him in the chest or he uses his glove to snare the rockets out of mid air...Off to OT...Pylini’s have run of play in OT but time runs out before the twine is bulged...so after Giustini, Martello, Zeppieri, Bello , Azevado, Soares all miss along with half of both teams line up’s...the Hero turned out to be Dan “My Man” Vommaro...the only Pylon or Hitmen on this night to light the lamp in the shootout...shouldn’t Dan have been in the sin bin or tossed from the game that’s usually what happens with him...well if he got under their skin before the Hitmen surely wont like ‘My Man” after his winner... Game 2 Prediction: Once again, anytime Pylini’s win without #89 scoring you’re in a heap of trouble...Giustini bounces back and finishes off the Hitmen 3-2 and this time he scores two goals...

If The Hitmen Lose Gaetano Will...
1. Resign and commence selling hotdogs outside Downsview Park...
2. Wear one of those body board signs that say “I got beat by a bunch of Pylons”...
3. Checks himself into the mental institute to clear his thoughts, “That’s right Doc all I see in my thoughts are orange coloured cones and I don’t know why”...
4. Fire his entire management staff which includes, Ventullo, the guy on the bench with the camera, Lidia from the bar, the floor cleaner and any one that likes Pie Or Lawns...
5. Begs Pylini to hire him as coach of the Pylons if you can’t beat’em, join’em...

Final Thought
“The end is near, be not afraid walk in to the light”...
“PS”- You Know...

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