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Is it that time again...the GPB barely had enough time to get over the Pylini’s celebration hangover before it all starts again...nothing like Tier 2 ball hockey on a cold winter Friday night...an interesting opening night it was...I’m just curious what did all you guys and girls do without the GPB for three weeks...yes it was hard but I’m back and be prepared for another session on GPB thoughts, humour and criticism the way only the GPB can dish it out...before I break down the action that took place on opening night an APB has been put out for these individuals that were MIA...KK, AN, BD, AB, VG, SNJ, PYP(AG), I83 , JD(1st) the list goes on and on...call the Police these players must be found they are integral to the GPB...

Greenbirds vs. ML Warriors...
So the Greenbirds are back...see even they missed being part of the GPB report...by the way I never did get an answer on the most seeked after question of the year...what is a Green Bird?...seriously if I could get an answer on that it would make it very helpful...the GPB take on what a Green Bird is, a bird that ate a bad worm and turned GREEN that’s the only explanation I can come up with...who are the ML Warriors and what does ML stand for?...and who are they fighting...usually Warriors are at war...these two opened the season and the sick Bird’s win the war with a 3-1 victory over the Warriors...its only week one the GPB will reserve judgement on these two newbie’s...

Island Boys vs. Reloaded Leafs (For Real)...
Finally the name fits the club...after taking it on the chin for the entire fall season the Unloaded, Undermanned, Unfit whatever they were referred to has changed...these guys look loaded and I don’t mean the cases of empty beer cans found in there dressing room before and after the game...Sorbara, Serpe, D’Ambrosio, the GM of the Leafs had a busy Christmas season...the new faces gain the Leafs a 3-1 victory to start the season on the right foot...let’s not get too excited here the Leafs started the last season at 1-0 before losing six straight, so let’s wait a week before we plan the parade route...the Island Boys continue where they left off last season close but no cigar...it’s the GPB’s curse, NO Islanders 83 NO wins...free the 83...

North York Nordiques vs. Pit Demons
Three, Three, Three... after being just three minutes away from eliminating the Hitmen in the QF’s last season the Pitters blew it with three minutes left just to refresh everyone’s memory...what a collapse...on this night it was a reversal of roles it was the Demons that were down 3-1 with four minutes left and here’s the comeback...the Pitters score three times in the final four minutes to send the Nordiques to their first loss of the season 4-3...JD the second left out to dry as his defenders decide the games over at 3-1...Mr. Hyde Fred Defina scores his first two goals of the season the game tyre and winner...Dr. Jeckyl and Mr. Hyde what a fitting nick name for this motley crew...bring back JD the original...who was net for the Pitters looked like he belonged on the Greenbirds with those shiny lime green goalie pants...

Vaughan Pylons vs. Toronto Titans
What’s with the schedule a rematch of the finals on opening night...no build up no climax...oh well it is what it is...the Titans gain a measure of revenge as they win 5-3 over the Pylons...the big question is where were all these goals in the finals for the Titans?...five goals in one game...you had six in the entire three game final series...some things never change Mr. Consistency Giustini gets three points on opening night to put him on pace for 52 points...the Pylini’s look to be going through the motions on this night still fighting off post celebration hang over...Remo Settimo can sleep peacefully for this week...

Ventullo vs. Ventullo
Tell me it ain’t so...PYP Angelo Gaetano where were you?...rumour has it that you’ve taken some time off to clear your thought’s...that should take awhile...see you in 2018 or 19 depending on how much you pay the shrink...Pat Ventullo the new head coach?...whatever works...he gets the better of the Other Brother on this night as someone let the dog out...Jon Pooch scores two goals the last in the final minutes as the Hitmen steal a 2-1 victory from the jaws of defeat...note to Bastone the games are thirty minutes long and the guy at the other end is no other then Dave ‘Don’t Call Me Wendel’ Clark...what a compilation of story lines all on opening night...

GPB Power Rankings Opening Night Version...
1. Frankie’s Pylini’s - ya they lost but they are defending Champions...
2. Titans - beat the Champs get them number two seed...
3. Filled To The Brim Leafs - looked strong, this may be the highest the Leafs have ever been ranked...
4. Pitters - three goals in four minutes great start...
5. Hitmen - can this be there year...
6. Bastone - look good on paper...
7. Greenbirds - one game one win...
8. Islanders - same old story...
9. Nordiques - ugly, ugly loss...
10. Warriors - too early to rank properly...

Final Thought...
“I Have a feeling we’re in for one hell of a ride”...

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