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WE'RE NOT IN THE PITS ANYMORE

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Division leaders the Pit Demons...no it’s not a cruel GPB headline it’s reality...DeFina and the boys looking down from the top of the totem pole, riding high, the cream of the crop...let’s see at the midpoint where they seed then we can all become believers...upgraded from Amber to Red the missing persons report on Angelo “Pick Your Poison” Gaetano if anyone has seen or heard from him approach with caution he may be armed and dangerous...if you see him please call 911 right away...the reward for his capture is a copy of his new book “I Just Can’t Take It Anymore: The Gaetano Chronicles”...Remember the Titans also ride a two game win streak in a surprising tough matchup vesus the Green Machine...Pylini oh my Pylini the season started two weeks ago, get the message...Reloaded back to frustrating ways look only half loaded or half baked or half full...JD the second rebounds in week two to erase the ugly memory of week one...All-Star team...I will give you the GPB All star team just read on...

Green Machine vs. Remember The Titans
Titans race to top of mountain after two weeks with a 3-1 win...eight goals in two games if you just would have gotten two in that game...Greeners put up great fight but cant steal an early season upset...lack of pure sniper will hurt for the Green Men in tight games...how many scoring chances can one team miss in one game, just ask the Greeners not sure if anyone can count that high...Settimo and the kids Petti, Stojsin, Roberts all take the night off as one cm of snow falls and the world stops...

Hitmen vs. Island Boys
Pat “Burns” Ventullo is the top dog in the land...the new head coach will have his hands full...a .500 record after two games will keep Pat behind the bench for another week...for the Islander’s the theme of the week should be he’s backkkk...Emilio “The Wall” Mallozzi is back in form as he shuts out Pat’s crew 2-0...can he keep it up and keep the Islanders the top half of the standings or will it be scrape and scratch till the bitter end...all that’s needed now is a return of Islander 83...

Big Bastone vs. Undecided Leafs
So Reloaded make up your mind don’t tease us your either contender’s or pretenders...there is no middle of the pack here...you get the GPB all excited in game one then you lay an egg in game two...make up your mind...undecided...6-2 versus the Bastone?... has the “Other Brother” Ventullo finally assembled a Championship group it looked way to easy on this night...it’s still early to pass judgement on any of the ten teams but up and down seems to be the case with many teams...Reloaded too many chef’s spoil the broth read between the lines...

Pylini vs. The Demons
The Demons...the GPB has officially taken the Pit out of their name...until you finish seventh as per norm come to within three minutes of knocking off the number two seed and everything is back to normal...so the Demons upend the Champion Pylini’s 4-2...either the Demon’s are for real or the Champs just don’t care...eight runners for a Tier 2 game I’ve seen more players at the volleyball games...most nights the volleyball games are worth watching more flexible bodies there than on the Pylons...so for now the Champs need a flash light to help them find their way out of the basement...

Warriors vs. Nordekes
See Saw...that’s what the GPB’s crystal ball has seen for the Nord’s...one good game one bad game may be the way the season goes...just don’t see the same chemistry in them as they had in the Fall...it could be their missing Miller Time and his leadership or JD needs a few cold ones to get him going...Warrior’s keep your head’s up it’s only two games...baptism by fire is the only way to learn how to compete at this level after losing 6-1...size does matter just ask the President of my Fan Club you need to find a couple bodies over 5’2 and 100 pounds it will go a long way against the bigger teams in the division...

The All Time GPB Team...
This includes some of my favourites of all time...
Head Coach - Pino Panza (VRW) - ranting and raving things just haven’t been the same...
Forward - Sin Bin Renda (VRW) - anyone who spends that much time in the box is OK with me...
Forward - Tony Ricci (Hitmen) - can this guy make it through a full thirty minutes...
Forward - Frankie Pylini (Pylini’s) - anyone who can lead with his Pylini’s is tops with me...
Defence - Manu Mand (Islanders) - this defenders just nasty with or without his stick...
Defence - Kal Kakish (Titans) - anyone this solid should be called the rock...

Week 2 Power Rankings
1. Titans - they are undefeated...
2. Demons - can they keep the streak alive...
3. Bastone - huge win versus Undecided...
4. Island boys - Mallozzi will be the key...
5. Undecided - make up your mind you’re almost in the bottom half...
6. Hitmen - young group will feel growing pains...
7. Pylini’s - only because your defending champs...
8. Greenbirds - lack of pure sniper...
9. Nordiques - ugly week one holding you down...
10. Warriors - one goal a game won’t win you many...

GPB Final Thought...
“Have you ever stopped and wondered what if...”

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