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EVERY SUPER MAN HAS A KRYPTONITE

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How true is that...everyone, everything has their own kryptonite...that one thing that you can’t overcome...that one thing that brings you to your knees...so you ask does the GPB have a Kryptonite?...what do you think, the mighty GPB fears No Man, No Green Rock, No Green Bird...but there is one thing that renders the GPB helpless...I will never tell...I can tell you the Greenbirds fear power plays, the Demons fear the Pit’s and Hitmen fear the Demons...I’m going to be a few minutes counting my latest winning’s from Las Vegas...before the season started the GPB put a buck down that the Demons would be in the top three after three games in the standings, goals for and wins that $1 paid $4,178,197.00 so I’m rolling in the dough...I also spent some time at the Zoo and reading the dictionary but still no clue to what a Green Bird is...being the humanitarian I am the GPB decided to donate his time at the homeless shelter last week serving dinner to those less fortunate...low and behold who’s sitting in the fetal position in the corner of the room with a blank stare in his eyes its “Pick Your Poison” Gaetano...as I approached him with a hot cup of soup all I can hear him mumble is “their just Pylons we should have beat them”...after that I backed up slowly as sudden movements or orange cones both send Gaetano into a fit of rage so you can call off the Red Alert he’s ok I think...

Unconfirmed vs. Green Lantern, Birds, Machine, Hornets, ohhh whatever
So have you decided...ok good your Loaded...your now confirmed as contenders not pretenders...after three games the Reloaded have matched their win total from last season...what if...the Green Eagles had a power play they may just be undefeated...a close game against the Titans last week and another close game versus the Loaded Baked Potatoes this week prove these Birds may one day fly...until then crawl boys crawl...what do Green Birds eat...green worms...green grass...green tomatoes...4-1 Loaded and the Green Birds continue to try and build a nest...

Remember the Titans vs. The New and Improved Hitmen
Is less really more...minus key components from last session the Hitmen looked renewed and refreshed...someone let the dog out as Pooch is not in the building...that’s ok more ice time for Vic Azevado who had a game high total 28 minutes of floor time in the game...Kal Kakish responds to the call of the Pooh Bah and suits up for his first game this year...doesn’t help much as the feisty Hitmen play a near perfect game leading 1-0 till the last few minutes when one of the Goncalves brothers tie the game...so close yet so far away for Ventullo and the Hit Men...a 1-1 tie sends everyone home happy...

ML Warriors vs. The Champions
Stop the presses the Warriors score two goals...matching their total goals for from the previous two games the Warriors come out and stun the Champs jumping out to a 2-0 lead...but as many have learned in the past Giustini can’t be stopped just contained and sometimes that doesn’t help either...Pylini scores two goals and Martello with a highlight reel goal ends the game with a 4-2 victory...the Champions may be back but a couple more wins in the coming weeks will confirm the rumours that the Champs are back...the Warriors continue to look for a War...unfortunately the War ended sixty years ago...but now could be the time to start a new war...call in the reinforcement’s the Titan’s, Reloaded and Bastone are all waiting to go to War...

North York Nordiques vs. The Bastone
What’s the story here...the Fall’s up and comers look tired...bring back the zip and the zag...the ohh’s and the ahh’s...pick up the pace the intensity the desire...the Bastone look awesome as the Road Runner Novia returns in fine form...his running mate Medeiros is on fire as both bury the Nordiques 4-1 as the Nords fall to 1-2... JD the second sits out and Martin can’t save the day...can anyone explain to the Nord’s that the season is only fourteen games and only eleven remain...pick up the pace this is a race...The “Other Brother” looks to beat his brother Pat to the Podium of the Downsview Park Ball Hockey Division...

Demons vs. Mississauga Islanders
You see no Pit anymore...just plain old Demons...if you want pit’s go eat some Cherries... I plan to...are they really undefeated after three really, really...they almost and may I dare to say that the Demons have the same make up of the Pylini’s from the Fall...they do play a clutch, grab, hook, scratch, snag, punch and frustrate their opponents into submission type of game...no one likes to play against them...but whatever works so far so good...another hard fought point in a 2-2 draw against the Islanders...“Cash Man” Cashera with a shorthanded goal ties the game and the streak does continue for at least one more week...the Island boys and the “Mallozzi Wall” string together back to back points as they look to climb the ladder up the standings...

GPB Power Rankings...
1. Toronto Titans - still undefeated...
2. Demons - looking good boys...
3. Decided - one hiccup in the road against the Bastone...
4. Bastone - stronger with time just like good vinegar...
5. Hitmen - youth and speed...
6. Island Boys - looking like team of old...
7. Pylini’s - still hung over...
8. Nordiques - there’s always tomorrow...
9. Greener’s - power play goals go a long way...
10. Warriors - double goal output still looking for first point...

And the Most Asked Questions of All Time...
5. Did OJ really commit those crimes?...
4. Is there life after the GPB?...
3. Did I close the garage door?...
2. What’s for Dinner?...
1. Who is the GPB?...

Final Thought...
“You really have No Clue”...

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