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Not dominate but the Demons are Demonating the competition...the streak has continued at least for one more week...this just in the GPB articles receive over one thousand hits a week...here I was thinking that the only three people that read the GPB report were, the President of my fan club, the floor cleaner from the Hangar and pick your poison...boy was I wrong...a thousand hits a week...now that’s alot...I may go public and start selling shares on the TSE...due to the high readership the GPB has just signed a new two year contract extension for $911,975.00 a year...so I made more betting on the Demons but money’s not everything in life...you ever heard the saying a “chip and a chair”... the Pylons have their own saying “A Giustini and a Minute”...the membership to my fan club should go through the roof... time for my President to put in some OT your phone should be ringing off the hook...

Green Magicians vs. Champion Pylini’s...
What do magicians and the Green Guys have in common?...they both wait till the last five minutes of the show to disappear...is any lead safe versus the Pylini’s...the Green Hornets let a 5-2 lead disappear in five minutes...from 5-2 up to 7-5 down...and Giustini gets zero points...now that hurts...they are the Champs for a reason...the Greeners will need those two points come playoff time it may mean the difference between the playoffs and the golf course...it’s ok Giustini you can have one night off just don’t make it a habit...I’m getting closer to the secret definition of the Green Birds...they come from a pre historic race of birds that died from choking...

North York Hitmen vs. North York Nordiques...
A battle of the tenders in this one...Clark vs. JD the Second... goals are precious and each team can only muster one each...I accomplish more goals in one week then these two score in three months...Ventullo continues to pile up the draws...must bring him back to his younger years where he used to draw and colour pictures for Gaetano...the Nords look to right the ship and a crucial point versus the Hitmen will ease the stress level for one week...can the Nords regain their flash from last season or was it just a mirage in the distance...how about the number seven seed looks like the Nords are the new Demons... seventh heaven...

Mr. Demon Sir’s vs. Loaded...
What the...another win...yes 3-2...the question on everyone’s mind is now that the Demon’s won’t finish seventh who is...what if...the Hitmen finish seventh and say the Demon’s finish second now wouldn’t that be classic...Dave “The Cash Man” Caschera fires the winner past Harris in the Unloaded goal...was I at a swim meet or was their enough divers in this game to fill two pools...JD the Original just amazing as he’s clean and sober and getting the support he needs, three to four goals a game...Loaded, reload for next game as the Dr. Jekyll, Mr. Hyde nick name is looking for a new home and your starting to fit the description...you just never know which squad will show up...

My Big Bastone vs. Island Boys...
Once the Bastone is loaded there is no stopping it...just a demonating display against the Islanders have the boy’s running back to the nearest island or dressing room to stop the bleeding...this young squad needs the veterans to pick up the slack...where did the other brother find all these bodies...is there a ball hockey player store that the Ventullos are the only members that shop there?...the Road Runner Novia is just unstoppable on this night as he whips around the Islanders like a hurricane...Bastone 6 Islanders 3...everyone has a bad night let’s hope the Islanders can rebound next week...

ML Warriors vs. Toronto Titans
Some games are too close for comfort...and judging from the buckets of sweat coming off Settimos face this was one of them...the feisty Warriors battle the finalists till the final whistle and come up 3-1 short the last goal into an empty goal...Titans been in a couple of close ones and have to be wondering what’s going on...Calabro, Kakish, Arruda and the crew must be reading too many GPB reports and are too preoccupied...the Warriors are getting closer, who will be the first team to fall at the hands of the ML Warriors...don’t let it be you...

GPB Power Rankings
1. Bastone - looking like the other brother will have his day in the sun...
2. Demonators - still undefeated...
3. Titans - may be slipping...
4. Hitmen - only one loss to date...
5. Half Loaded - still fifty/fifty on these Leaves falling...
6. Pylini’s - on reputation only...
7. Nordiques - maybe just maybe there’s hope...
8. Islanders - it wasn’t pretty...
9. Warriors - showing spunk and character...
10. GSpots - so close to beating the champs, it’s the way you loss not the loss itself...

Top 5 Celebrities who have admitted reading the GPB report...
5. Obama - it helps me make decisions...
4. Oprah - the GPB report just inspires me, next reading of my book club...
3. Kermit the Frog - it’s not easy being Green, but those Green Birds do look yummy...
2. Tony the Tiger - the GPB is “Greattttttttttt”...
1. GPB - me a celebrity, I can’t get enough of myself as it is...

Final Thought...
“Even the boy who cried wolf would have eventually stopped calling for attention...if ignored enough”...

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